Would somebody please just kill off David Palmer already? No one cares about his storyline this year. Better yet, kill off Sherry. She’s the one who keeps producing the screwball comedy plotlines.

While we’re at it, let’s just kill off Kim, Tony, Chloe, Michelle and Wayne as well. Just let Jack run around and shoot/beat/kick/smash the crap out of everyone.

I swear, I’m a pacifist. Honest. All I ask is that you don’t mess up my favourite TV shows, and don’t bounce the basketball through T-Bone’s legs.