Two girls just got to the theatre, 5 minutes before showtime, and of course found no empty seats to their liking. The following conversation ensued:

girl #1: There’re some seats at the back.
girl #2: I’m not sitting at the back like Rosa Parks.
girl #1: Well, no…we’re *choosing* to sit at the back.
girl #2: Fine. Get on the bus, get on the bus…

Sad.