It shall be called the “Pepsi Indicent”.

This afternoon my wife bought a bottle of Pepsi and put it in the freezer to let it cool down. She forgot about it, as we all do from time to time, and when she remembered it was some 7 hours later by which time the entire bottle had frozen into slush.

Now, this would not have been remarkable except for the fact that she tried to open the bottle and take out some of the Pepsi slush. Even if she’d been sober, I don’t think it would have dawned on her (or me) not to do this, but…kaboom.

I was in the bathroom when this happened, and heard only faint cursing from the kitchen. When I came into the kitchen there was frozen Pepsi everywhere. Over the near wall, the far wall (about 9 feet away), the ceiling, the cabinets, the counter…everywhere. We just spent 15 minutes wiping down the cabinets and mopping the ceiling.

At least we didn’t try to freeze gasoline…