Trauma – 7 out of 10
Some thoughts on tonight’s movie:

• Colin Firth was in attendance tonight. I swear to god that, when he walked in, every woman in the audience shared a common orgasm.
• This was not a typical Colin Firth role. Some women in the audience seemed confused.
• The movie was weird. Not Mulholland Drive weird, but almost pi weird. Good, though. It reminded me of Vanilla Sky at times.