1. Next reporter to put a ‘-gate’ at the end of some bullshit “news” story gets kneecapped.

2. The network that connects all the ABMs in Canada is called Interac. It’s spelled I-N-T-E-R-A-C. There’s no T. Stop pronouncing the T. There’s no T at the end of Interac. It’s not Interact. So stop saying it. Please. I’m begging you. Interac. Ack. ACK. Interac. Thank you.