The other night my wife asked me if I’d seen the video for Jessica Simpson‘s remake of “These Boots Are Made For Walkin” yet. Of course I hadn’t, but I had read a few snippets of news surrounding the controversy over it. I knew that she’d sexed up the video, that Christian groups (who claim she used to represent them) were upset about it, and that her handlers were so unoriginal that they had to rip off Paris Hilton’s sexy-car-washing shtick. So this morning I watched it, and I can safely say this: Jessica Simpson is a talentless whore.

We already knew the talentless part; the whore thing is just fairly new.