Despite the shit reviews, I have no doubt that The Dukes Of Hazzard (imdb | rotten tomatoes) will win the weekend. Please, gentle reader, don’t go. Don’t do it. Don’t give your money to Jackass, Stiffler and that blonde fuckwit.

I, myself, have been wanting to see the following:

• Broken Flowers
• Cinderella Man
• Crash
• The Fantastic 4
• The Island
• It’s All Gone Pete Tong
• March Of The Penguins

I’m also anxiously awaiting these:

• The Aristocrats
• The 40-Year-Old Virgin
• November
• Red Eye
• Romance And Cigarettes
• An Unfinished Life
• Dirty Love
• Everything Is Illuminated
• A History Of Violence
• Elizabethtown
• Doom
• Jarhead
• Walk The Line

Not to mention all the film festival entries I want to see. Yeesh.