#1 movie at the box office last weekend: The Dukes Of Hazzard. Rotten Tomatoes rating: 17%.

Two movies released Friday that are sure to make the top five this weekend: Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (RT: 10%) and The Skeleton Key (RT: 38%).

I guess I just answered my own question: Hollywood keeps making shit because people will keep going to see it.

C’mon, film festival, restore my faith in the medium.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. -Dick Cavett