It seems like everyone has a cell phone…I mean, my mother & father each have one, fer chrissakes! It definitely seems like every tech savvy 30 year old has one, but I don’t. I like not having one. I used to have one, but I resented it then and it didn’t bother me at all to get rid of it. I have my blackberry — no voice capability, ’cause I work for a miserly company — which suits me since I’d rather communicate by email than phone anyway.

Plus, I’ll never (even accidentally) be the twat whose phone goes off in the middle of a movie.