This is nuts. We’re so far behind on our movie watching that we may never catch up. Check it: The Aristocrats, Broken Flowers, Everything Is Illuminated, The Exorcism Of Emily Rose, Flightplan, Grizzly Man, In Her Shoes, Lord Of War, Nine Songs, Pretty Persuasion, Proof, Thumbsucker, An Unfinished Life And Where The Truth Lies.

We also have four movies — The Ring Two, Jules et Jim, Vera Drake and The Dreamers — at home waiting to be watched. I’ve been watching the Dreamers here and there over lunch but I still haven’t finished it.

We also have Wednesday’s Daily Show and last night’s L Word to watch and, though it’s already kind of irrelevant, I’d like to watch the TSN NHL preview.

If someone’s figured out a way to watch movies in your sleep, can they please email me? Merci.