I forgot to mention two things that we noticed at last night’s screening of Saw II:

• I don’t understand people who come to a movie and talk all the way through it. I don’t mean an occasional comment; I mean talking to your wife or boyfriend every 30 seconds. Stay. The fuck. Home. Asshole.
• I already think Johnny Knoxville is a talentless prat, but the trailer for this movie actually offended me. I’m not that easily offended either, so I think it must’ve been the special combination of a) looking *really* cheap and unfunny, b) making fun of mentally challenged people in general and c) mocking special olympians in particular.