Wow. These might be the two best practically-news stories I’ve ever come across.

First up, on the Star’s nifty new redesigned site, we have If Cheney’s for torture, why not use it on Scooter?. Granted, Linwood Barclay’s been known to take the piss in his articles, but it’s my favourite question of the week. Hat tip to the Modern Mod for pointing it out.

And then there’s this touching story about the two drunken cheerleaders who got it on in the bathroom of a place called — wait for it — Banana Joe’s.

Warms the heart. Or something.