From Spacing we find this brilliant description of The Docks, the recently liquor-less nightclub on the Toronto waterfront:

“Certainly the Docks is a site of unspeakable acts against Toronto civilization — it’s the wet t-shirt of Clubland; the vomit machine on the edge of town; the place where girls who drive Pontiac Sunfire’s try ecstasy for the first time and dance to Nickleback with their arms in the air…”

This reminded me of my friend Benum explaining his theory about Sunfires being “fat chick cars” to a girl who happened to drive a Sunfire. Good times.

Anyway, like Spacing (and Eye Weekly, who the article refers to) I’m not happy that residents of the Toronto Islands managed to effectively shut down a bar because they make too much noise a kilometre away, but if something had to get shut down at least it’s the loud, drunken, frat boy of a bar.
[tags]toronto islands, the docks, pontiac sunfire[/tags]