According to the {1/2 your age + 7} rule It will be August of 2017 before I can look at Hayden Panettiere and not feel like a lech.

That could be a problem ’cause…well, look. That’s what I see in hi-def every week. NOT fair.

Wait…I wouldn’t be able to date her until 2017*, but I only have to feel like a lech ’til she’s 19…and that’s in two years! Sweet! Heroes probably won’t even last that long…

*of course, I’ll still be married to my lovely wife. right honey? ha ha. ha ha ha ha.
[tags]hayden panettiere, heroes[/tags]