Britney Spears is once again the top Yahoo search. Turns out all you have to do to be #1 is marry a twat, dump him and then flash your goods to the public whilst driving around town with the world’s biggest whore*.
Hard to believe, but Federline might actually be thinking, “Whew…glad I got off of that train wreck…”
*I mean the whore thing mainly in terms of being a publicity whore. Mainly.
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Skirl | Dan Dickinson 
My favorite part of this whole saga:
1) There is in fact a homemade porn tape.
2) K-Fed wants to sell it.
3) Britney is considering selling the distribution rights first so that K-Fed can’t cash in.
God Bless America!
Normally in a case like this I’d feel bad for the children of such fucked up parents. However, as I despise those two so much, and since I trust in the science of genetics to carry on most of their genes to the kids, I mostly just want to punch their babies in the face.
You are so hilarious Dan! Go Dan Go! 🙂