It’s cold. It’s colder than cold. It’s hell ass balls cold. It’s so cold every car made before 2002 squeals when it’s started. It’s so cold my headphone cord turned into a pipe on the way home.
.:.
My Nomad randomly played “What An Idiot He is” by Ashley MacIsaac today. I don’t think I’ve heard it in eight years; had I, I would’ve wondered how Ashley came to write a song about future president Bush.
“He’s always got a dumb expression on his face
Makes me feel sorry for the human race
‘Cause I’ve got a funny feeling that he’s runnin’ the place…”
.:.
I’m on my third WordPress theme of the day. I kind of like this one so far.
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Skirl | Dan Dickinson 
I read your post title and my brain immediately shouted “get crazy with the cheeze whiz”
I thought cheeze whiz had anchovies in it? bad for vegetarians
Vegetarianism or not, you could not pay me enough to eat cheez whiz. It was merely a line from the song.
But now I have “Loser” stuck in my head, so…merci.