According to People magazine (which I don’t read, thank you; Stanzi told me about it), Salma Hayek is engaged.

“Double the good news for Salma Hayek: The actress is engaged to businessman boyfriend François-Henri Pinault – and she’s pregnant.”

Here’s what kills me…Even I’m better looking than that old dude!! OK, granted, he’s a rich old dude, but still…

However, I think I shall choose to look at it this way: my wife has better taste than Salma Hayek, which means I made the smart choice about who to marry.

Ahem.

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