From Sony, who brought you the brilliant ad featuring the balls bouncing down a San Francisco street, here’s a new one of equal splendor. Where the first ad was serene, this one is a bit more…effusive.
[tags]sony bravia ad[/tags]
Author: Dan Dickinson
I like that fucking Black Darjeeling
Ah, Deadwood. If it doesn’t have the best one-liners ever, I don’t know what does. Another favourite: “He likes to berate the gimp mornings.”
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Scarlett Johansson, avec Dita Von Teese (Marilyn Manson’s wife) poses for some S&M photos. You’re welcome. [via Buddha Canvas]
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Speaking of Scarlett, she’s recording a Tom Waits cover album. That should…wait, what?
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Shoot. The Catholic bishops have wandered into the lawmaking again. Where’s my broom?
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Lunenberg might be getting a strip club. Question: would it be part of the UNESCO site?
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What a coincidence that a 10,000-year-old meteorite should be dug out of the ground in Kansas. No doubt they’ll have trouble convincing some of the locals who think the earth is younger than that.
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Still on the topic of idiots, a garbage disposal manufacturer is suing NBC because of a scene in last week’s Heroes depicting an indestructible girl’s hand getting mangled (and then healing, natch) when she sticks her hand in one of their products. Of course, you couldn’t really read the brand name. And even the simplest of the simple would know that sticking your hand in an operating garbage disposal would cause it harm. But yeah, sue those fuckers. Twice.
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More idiots: George W. Bush and the Congress he rode in on. The bill he’s just signed into law means that anyone suspected of terrorism isn’t guilty until proven innocent, they’re in purgatory. You know it’s gotta be a peach when the executive director of the ACLU calls it “one of the worst civil-liberties measures ever enacted in American history.”
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The recording industry has launched 8,000 more file-sharing lawsuits. Now where’s my buggy whip?
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OK, back to the Catholic bishops: some of the quotes from Winnipeg Archbishop James Weisgerber are just knee-slappers. Gob-smackers, even. Check it:
“As leaders, we are guardians of long traditions of wisdom”
Really? ‘Cause I was 17 when your church admitted you were wrong about the whole “We condemned Galileo ’cause he said the earth revolves around the sun” thing. Also, as I pointed out to someone recently, you still officially have it on the books that communion wafers become the body of Christ somewhere between the beak and the gizzard. You may not really admit it in public anymore, but…yeah. No need to go on, but you’ll pardon me if your promised knowledge of “long traditions of wisdom” don’t set me all a-twitter.
“People don’t really have a sense of personal sin or reflection. We are becoming a more selfish and hedonistic society.”
Catholicism (or any other religion) does not equal morality. In some cases it’s quite the opposite. Anyway, that’s the same tune that church officials have been whistling for centuries and we’ve somehow managed to avoid Armageddon.
[On the issue of gay marriage] “We really need in Canada to support families.”
Now you’re pissing me off, padre. Once again, let me help you with the math: marriage != straight-and-child-bearing-only club. Besides, if you let gay people get married, wouldn’t that just create more family units? Or would you just like Canada to support a certain type of family?
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I find this whole religion thing difficult. About 80% of Canadians practice some kind of religion, including many of my family and friends and other people I respect. I couldn’t care less if they’re religious, or about the particulars of what they believe. But when religious people try to impose their beliefs on the public, and especially on the law, I get annoyed. I hope some of them do as well.
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By the way, sorry for the brain dump; I was sick yesterday and this stuff just built up. OK, off to eat and watch some Friday Night Lights.
[tags]deadwood, scarlett johansson, tom waits, catholic bishops, gay marriage, lunenberg, garbage disposal, heroes, nbc, dubya, file-sharing, buggy whip[/tags]
90 Day Night Day Nights
Today had been supermega cleaning day. Our apartment has been neglected and, as such, has turned on us. There’s still more fun to be had, like ripping the cat hair out of the carpet, but it’s nice to have a (somewhat) livable environment again.
Really, we’re just phoning it in now. Our condo is set to be ready for us by early April, and we just don’t care about the place we’re in anymore. It’s a rental, so we’re not destroying the place or anything, but there’s not exactly a pride of ownership right now either.
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Day Night Day Night, one of our favourite films at this year’s TIFF, has won the award for best feature film at the Woodstock Film Festival. I’m glad; it deserves more attention than it got here in Toronto.
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Scott Adams is at it again. This time he thinks he has an idea that will win him next year’s Nobel prizes for both peace and economics. It relates to the old no-two-countries-who-have-a-McDonald’s-have-ever-gone-to-war maxim, which is really just a symptom. Open trade with a country makes it much harder to go to war with them (unless you plan to overrun them completely). For example, the US will never attack China; Wal-Mart gets most of their cheap goods from China and would likely go out of business, or at the very least drastically increase their prices.
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Late last night we watched Henry Fool (imdb | rotten tomatoes), the precursor to Fay Grim, another film we saw at this year’s festival. It was good, but I think I was expecting the style of Fay Grim, which was far more frenetically paced. And, of course, I wish there could have been more focus on Parker Posey, but I guess the title should have made it obvious that there wouldn’t be. I would definitely recommend watching Henry Fool before watching Fay Grim, though; it would’ve helped us out a lot.
[tags]day night day night, scott adams, dilbert, henry fool, fay grim[/tags]
Final thoughts on the Rockies
A few last things about the Rockies trip, then I’ll shut up about it, I promise. It’s hard to believe we’ve been back a week. We’ve kind of started planning our next trip already.
The five best parts of the trip, for me:
- Lake O’Hara (pic) was almost certainly the most spectacular place I’ve ever been. Part of what made it so incredible was the relative isolation — only 40 other people are in the immediate area, so you don’t really see anyone else apart from the bus ride in and out. Lake Oesa, where we hiked to, was like a natural cathedral.
- Peyto Lake (pic | video) was a quick stop along the highway to Jasper, and was swarmed with tourists, but the scenery was immaculate: the mountains, the glacier, the impossible blue of the lake, the valley stretching north…it made for stunning pictures and a nice little video I posted to YouTube.
- Moraine Lake (pic) was almost as pretty as Lake Louise and about one-tenth as crowded. Our room at the lodge gave us a beautiful view of the lake and the Valley of the Ten Peaks, and was the perfect home base from which to start our trip.
- Beauty Creek (pic) kind of snuck up on us, a short hike up a series of waterfalls and cascades, just off the highway but feeling miles away from anything. At that point in the week we didn’t really expect to be stunned and surprised anymore, but we were.
- The Athabasca Glacier (pic). There’s not much to say about this; we got to walk on a glacier. The glacier, though huge, was dwarfed by the surrounding mountains and was one little bit of a huge ice field that fed rivers running into three different oceans. I’ve never felt so small in my life.
In general, we had some really good fortune on our trip. The weather, for example, was better than we could’ve hoped for the first five days…sunny and in the teens, with no rain or snow whatsoever until the last two days when most of our outdoor activities were finished anyway. The food was terrific for the most part, though we can thank good research for that. Our rental car was comfortable, good on gas and had zero problems over the 600+ km we covered. It had a good stereo too, not that we needed it; apart for the Calgary-Canmore stretch of highway, we turned off the stereo/radio for the entire trip. There was more than enough natural beauty to keep us occupied. Finally, we lucked out — eventually — with the wildlife. Apparently it’d be pretty hard to spend a week in the Rockies without seeing deer, bighorn sheep or elk, but we got to see chipmunks and pikas high up around Lake O’Hara, and we got even got to see a coyote and a wolf just outside of Banff.
OK, I’ll do my best to curb any more Rockies talk.
[tags]rockies, lake o’hara, peyto lak, moraine lake, beauty creek, athabasca glacier[/tags]
Like he wasn't a big enough twat already
Darcy Tucker loves him some Dubya.
“I would like to pick his brain,” Tucker said. “I think his political views are on the same line as my own. I think the wave of the future is someone who doesn’t back down to terrorism.”
Oy.
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Sometimes I hate living in Toronto. Tonight, my only option is watching the Leafs play Calgary instead of being able to see Montreal open their home season against Ottawa. And can someone explain to me why even French CBC isn’t carrying the Canadiens game?
[tags]darcy tucker, dubya, maple leafs, canadiens[/tags]
"What's wrong with being elitist, if you are trying to encourage people to join the elite rather than being exclusive?"
Today has been a slotttthhhhhhhful day. It was nice to sleep in this morning after a late night out with CBGB, and we’ve barely gotten off our asses all day. No trips to plan, no festivals to attend, no pictures to sort & upload, no textbook to read, etc. Good thing, too, ’cause it’s friggin’ freezing outside.
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Yesterday’s Salon featured an interview with Richard Dawkins, who I wrote about here.
It’s interesting that you link those two words — intelligent and atheistic. Are you saying the more intelligent you are, the more likely you are to be an atheist?
There’s a fair bit of evidence in favor of that equation, yes.
Word.
[tags]richard dawkins, atheism[/tags]
The Nobel peace prize
This year’s Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to a man and a bank for their work and theories on micro-credit and other grassroots methods of eliminating poverty. When I first read this I thought it was the prize for economics, but after re-reading it realized the press release was for the peace prize.
Muhammad Yunus has shown himself to be a leader who has managed to translate visions into practical action for the benefit of millions of people, not only in Bangladesh, but also in many other countries. Loans to poor people without any financial security had appeared to be an impossible idea. From modest beginnings three decades ago, Yunus has, first and foremost through Grameen Bank, developed micro-credit into an ever more important instrument in the struggle against poverty. Grameen Bank has been a source of ideas and models for the many institutions in the field of micro-credit that have sprung up around the world.
I find this very interesting; early in my international business class we had a debate about whether poverty breeds (or contributes to) terrorism, and the Nobel committee seems to be saying that it does. For my part, I agree; I think poverty breeds desperation and ignorance (through lack of education), two factors that increase the likelihood of terrorism on a macro scale.
Thoughts?
[tags]nobel peace prize, muhammad yunus, grameen bank, micro-credit[/tags]
Pictures: days 5, 6 and 7
That’s it, the last of the pictures are uploaded. Day 5 has quite a few pics, but days 6 and 7 are pretty light. Maybe I’ll put one or two of the videos into YouTube someday, but for now I’m happy this is done.
Day 5: pictures | description
Day 6: pictures | description
Day 7: pictures (no description; there were only 10 pictures taken as we drove out of Banff)
[tags]rockies, banff, banff springs, wolf, deer, elk, coyote, beauty creek, mistaya canyon, johnston canyon[/tags]
Mystery, wonder, freshness
TV notes:
- I like the new trend of shows not having opening credits with a long stupid song. Even ER has scaled back their marathon jingle.
- People playing teenagers on TV are usually much older than their characters, hence, I don’t feel so dirty ogling the cheerleader on Friday Night Lights (who’s actually 26). However, I feel extremely dirty now that I’ve learned the cheerleader (do we see a trend here?) on Heroes is only 17.
- The Colbert Report: better than the Daily Show?
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Sports notes:
- The Canadiens took 5 of 6 points on their season-opening road trip, including a win over Philadelphia last night. Not a bad way to start, I guess.
- Also: the Raptors don’t seem to suck too badly yet, though it is only the preseason. They won last night to go to 2-0.
- The NBA has announced their plan to crack down on whining and bitching after calls (or non-calls). Say a prayer for poor Vince Carter.
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Political notes:
- Stephen Harper accuses all of the Liberal party leadership candidates of being “Anti-Israeli.” At least he restrained himself long enough to keep from calling them anti-semitic.
- I don’t think the US can get out of Iraq right now. I think they should be trying their hardest to get out as soon as possible — and I don’t think they are right now — to minimize loss of life on both sides, but in the short term I think they need to stay. Obviously, I think it was a mistake of staggering proportions to invade Iraq in the first place, but now that they’ve made this mess they have to clean it up. You can’t kick down the door of a house, shoot one of the occupants, break all the furniture, set the place on fire, piss on the hallway floor and then just walk out yelling “My job here is done!” If you walk out of the house now, the guy you shot will bleed to death and the house’ll burn to ground. Now that you’re there, you’d damn well better put down the gun and grab a firehose to fix the problem you started. You broke it, you gotta pay for it. Tragically, the currency will be lives. Not that the guys who dreamt up the invasion care about that.
[tags]er, friday night lights, heroes, colbert report, canadiens, raptors, vince carter, stephen harper, iraq[/tags]
Pictures: day 4
I’ve uploaded pictures from the fourth day of our trip, when we saw things around Jasper like Mount Robson, Maligne Canyon, Maligne Lake and the gondola to the top of The Whistlers. Lots of wildlife shots in this one: bighorn sheep, deer and a few distant elk. Click here for the pictures & description.
[tags]rockies, jasper, maligne lake, maligne canyon, bighorn sheep, deer, gondola, whistlers[/tags]
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