Accelerated fossilisation

Time to catch up on the news:

  • London (Ontario, not England) seems like a delightful tourist destination, what with the biker gang violence and all. I am now more convinced than ever to never, ever go there.
  • ABC is starting to get it: they’re going to offer next-day streaming of their most popular shows, which is really just migrating the same content to a new medium, but at least they’re adding some flexibility to their viewing options.
  • Christopher Hume of The Star has new hope for Toronto, and the cultural renaissance he sees on the horizon.
  • This guy can kiss my pale maritimer ass. He acts recklessly, blows up some innocent and unsuspecting allies, gets off practically without consequence and then has the nerve to bitch about the way in which his country lightly slaps his wrist? Fuck him.
  • BlogTO reaffirms their membership in the ‘tear down the Gardiner Expressway‘ club.
  • Finally, and most tragically, Bow Wow and Ciara have split up. I mean, if a kid named after a dog noise and a woman dubbed “the First Lady of Crunk & B” by an overrated shitbag can’t make it in this crazy world, then who can? [tear]

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I read Confused Of Calcutta primarily for my job, as it focuses on technology, but this post went beyond work topics. It’s about change, and the rate at which it happens nowadays; people have been fearfully lamenting change ever since the loom or the printing press, but CoC’s not complaining. He’s pointing out that the era when you could take your time adjusting to market demand is gone. I like the term he uses: fossilisation. “Accelerated fossilisation”…I may have a t-shirt made. I’ll be the guy jumping up and down when I can consume media on my own schedule, in a format of my choosing. I’ll be the guy throwing a party when everyone has free internet access. I’ll be the guy doing a jig when politicians actually make decisions based on socioeconomics and not politics. I’ll toast the new world when my own company talks to me like I’m an intelligent adult (which, I’d have to think, is at least part of the reason why they hired me) and not an agitated child who needs to be soothed.

Remember this: We be many and they be few. They need us more than we need them. Another world is not only possible, she is on her way. On a quiet day, I can hear her breathing.   .:Arundhati Roy

Let’s get on with it.

Heavy PETting

Sitting here at P.E. Trudeau airport, in the new section, in a comfy seat, watching a big plasma screen tv, glad to be off our feet and sitting next to our luggage rather than carting it around the airport. 15 minutes from now we should be getting on a plane and heading home. Fingers crossed!

Sore feet. Sore, sore feet.

We just got back from our hike. Walked all the way back down Mont Royal, through the centre-ville and to our hotel, where they’ve been kind enough to let us invade their lounge and use their wireless connection until we call a cab for the airport. Nellie’s shins were screaming (and her knees were kind of giving out) during the walk back so she’s having a well-deserved rest in the comfy chair next to me, drinking a glass of cold chardonnay. Soon we’ll head to the airport, find something to eat, sit down on a bench, maybe watch the episode of The Sopranos I have on the laptop, and relax as best we can for the rest of the evening.

It’s been a weekend, that’s for sure.

Worth the hike

We just walked to the top of Mont Royal (partly to work off the smoked meat sandwich I just had — and the turkey sandwich Nellie had — at Schwartz’s), and what a view! You can see the whole city, the suburbs, the river, everything. I wish we had something like this in Toronto.

Jinxed

After watching the rest of Domino (which sucked, by the way) and having a little wine & chocolate, we set out for the Bell Centre. It was only a 10 or 15 minute walk, and once we got onto Rue de la Gauchetiere we just followed the crowds right in. Our tickets put us on the Desjardins club level, so we got some free food (teeny, tasty hot dogs) and some pretty decent seats at the top of the lower bowl, toward the visitor end.

Despite winning eight straight game before last night, the Canadiens just couldn’t beat New Jersey, making them 0-2 in games I’ve traveled to see. Jersey just trapped them into a hole, and capitalized on the few defensive breakdowns that the Habs made. After missing a pile of close-in chances and falling behind 3-0 in the third the Canadiens scored with about ten minutes left, and then again with about twelve seconds left to get within a goal. With a power play and a faceoff in the Devils’ end, Koivu won the draw and got it to Kovalev for a wrister with three seconds left, but Brodeur played it perfectly and the game was over one faceoff later. Too bad; had they tied it up the place would’ve gone cuckoo bananas.

Still, it was pretty cool. The Bell Centre is much more comfortable than I remember the Forum being, and the electricity in a Montreal hockey crowd is hard to describe.

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Next on the list of things we felt the need to do in Montreal was to sample some Quebec beer. We walked up Crescent to Brutopia, a nearby brewpub; it turned out to be less of a brewpub than a live music venue who happened to brew their own beer, so we soon realized that we were way above the average age demographic. However, the beer was so good that we didn’t much care. We just plunked ourselves down at the bar and ordered a few pints (the nut brown and honey brown were very good; Nellie liked her raspberry blonde, maple beer and honey beer as well) before escaping the student throngs.

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Finally, we decided to sample another Montreal institution: the strip club. Nellie’s been talking about taking me to one for a while, only half-jokingly, so I figured where better to try it out than here, a city famous for them. I didn’t want to take her to a place like Club Supersexe, which I hear is a neon dive, so we went to Wanda’s, because it’s meant to be the classiest in the city (partly because it’s “non-contact”; they dance for you, not on you) and because it was just up the street from the pub. I, of course, enjoyed it. So did Nellie, a little bit to her surprise; I think, after two of her own, that she now understands guys’ mindsets when they get a table dance…that (unless the guy’s creepy) it’s just a show, not a paid come-on. And, of course, the girls thought the two of us were just the cutest, so we made some friends. Nellie and the second girl both ended up doffing their shoes to see who was shorter…it was both weird and adorable. Anyway, fun was had by all, and as we walked home at three in the morning we were amazed by how active the streets still were. Our activity last just long enough for us to walk back to the hotel, brush our teeth, drink some water, put the clothes out on the balcony to air out the smoke and fall fast asleep.

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Speaking of sleep, Nellie’s gone back to bed after we had room service breakfast. I guess five hours of sleep wasn’t enough for her, so I’ll let her snooze until noon when we need to start packing. Not sure yet what we’re going to do this afternoon; maybe look around Vieux Montreal some more, maybe walk up Mont Royal. We’ll see how herself is feeling later…

Full day

I’m going to ignore my splitting headache long enough to tell you about our last ~18 hours.

After we arrived last night the staff recommended a place just around the corner where we could find something to eat. It was a great recommendation, too: a resto-bar (a concept that Toronto really needs more of) called Holder. We had some good food, a nice cold bottle of pinot gris (Nellie’s first wine in almost a month) and some crème brûlée, all in a pretty cool setting…great architecture, lots of energy, and so many young gorgeous women that it was like we’d strolled into a set piece for The O.C.. Ony downside: you can still smoke everywhere in Quebec, so we get a bit smoky. But that’s to be expected.
By the time we got back to the hotel it was after midnight; a few minutes into one of the DVDs we brought with us we both zonked in the king bed.

This morning we got up around 9:00 for some simple breakfast downstairs before heading out to explore Vieux Montreal. It’s beautiful down here, something we could tell last night in the dark but confirmed today in the light, and we walked down rue Notre-Dame for a bit…past Place D’Armes, down to the park along the river, back up, along St. Paul and then turned north. Since we were now comprehending the scale of the city (small, compared to Toronto and New York) we realized we could walk around a lot more before lunch. He wandered north up St. Denis toward the Quartier Latin, stopped at a cafe to warm up a bit (it was freezing!), and checked an email from Nellie’s friend JR. JR had lived in Montreal for some time and recommended a place for the best poutine in the world, a greasy little diner called Chez Claudette. It was quite a bit north, near the north end of the Plateau Mont-Royal, but Nellie claims it was worth it.

Along the way we also stopped at this beautiful little chocolate lounge (seriously) called Suite88…and ohmygod. First of all, I would like to live there. Second, they had just about every kind of interesting flavoured chocolate you could imagine, in a ton of forms (like cone-shaped chocolate shooters with different liquor/liqueurs in them). We bought a dozen small bars of chocolate, some for us and some for friends and family.

Finally, after all this decadent eating, we walked back down St. Denis and cut across St. Catherine toward the hotel. We got back here around 2:00 to relax for a bit, and get rid of this headache (possibly by consuming some chocolate), before the hockey game ce soir. And trust me, relaxing in this room is like a vacation all by itself.

Breaking news

I just saw the headline from today’s National Post: “Did Jesus ask Judas to betray him?”

I hear tomorrow’s headline will be “Did the Jedi council ask Anakin Skywalker to betray them?”

Gripping stuff. Stay tuned.