“May you be mocked by eunuchs, thou love-child of Methuselah!”

Biblical curse generator. [via]

This. Made. Me. Howl.

The Mighty MJD is the best blog you’re not reading, even if you don’t enjoy sports all that much.

Oh, by the way…Habs 2-0 over Atlanta last night. Believe me when I say I didn’t expect them to go 4-1 to start the season. Hope, yes. Believe, no. Habs fans are nothing if not realistic…as opposed to Leafs fans, whose optimism is cute, but a little sad.

Comedy Central RSS feeds, including Daily Show videos.

Frank (Chromewaves) gives CFNY a good talking to.

Good Night And Good Luck is getting kickass reviews…but I still don’t know when it’s coming out in Toronto, dagnabbit.

More random-y goodness. I forgot how much I like the song “Mr. Garfield” by Johnny Cash.

And it slid right into “Fire/Sign” by The Gossip. Quite a switcheroo.

People who hit the wheelchair button are assholes. If you’re actually in a wheelchair, or even if your arms are full, I can understand it. But if you smack the button just because you’re a lazy, that makes you an asshole.

People who throw their cigarette butts on the ground are assholes. Find an ashtray. Or better yet, give that shit up. You do know that no one smokes anymore except rednecks and poseurs, right? Outside of that, you’re an asshole.

People who steal chocolate from a box that’s clearly marked “children’s school fundraiser, please leave $3” are assholes. If you steal from a little kid’s public school, I’m embarassed to even work in the same fucking building as you. Asshole.

About a year and half a go, at the 2004 Hot Docs festival, we watched a documentary called Control Room, an interesting documentary about Al Jazeera, the US attitude toward it and, broadly, journalism in the Iraq war. It went on to have a pretty wide release and got some attention.

One of the more interesting personalities — an American officer named Rushing — became increasingly frustrated with defending the military’s position on the war, and it was visible during the documentary. I heard later that he’d resigned from the USMC, and I read today that he’s gone to work for…wait for it…Al Jazeera.

Fox News, of course, was quick to attach the word traitor to the guy. Idiots.

Bwa ha ha. My brother sent me this: The Official God FAQ.

Beautiful.

Well, it couldn’t last forever. The Canadiens ran into a Senators team that I think will win the cup. Too bad they couldn’t win their home opener though.

Toronto weather forecast: rain until Sunday. Guh. Could be worse though; we could be in the Maritimes, where they’re seeing rainfall records broken. Hopefully this rain coming toward us for the next week won’t reach them, and the ground will harden up soon enough to spread straw before frost hits. Yup, I’m a farmer’s son…

Ummm…no such luck, it seems.

Both the new(ish) Dandy Warhols and Sigur Ros discs are very good, excellent returns to form after somewhat disappointing discs last time ’round. I didn’t really mind () that much, but Welcome To The Monkeyhouse stunk to high heaven.

Welcome back, kids.

Yeesh…I just start to catch up with my movie watching and my magazine reading (merci, long weekend) and I realize that my musical inbox is piling up with albums I need to check out. Namely:

• gentlemen reg – darby & joan
• foo fighters – in your honor (argh…this one’s been here since Christ was a cowboy)
• various artists – this bird has flown
• grandaddy – excerpts from the diary of todd zilla
• broken social scene – broken social scene
• matt pond pa – several arrows later
• deerhoof – the runners four

And this doesn’t even count the dozens of random MP3s that make their way into my ‘_downloads’ folder.

The new Metric and Death Cab discs are in there too, but I just skipped the review and ordered those. I knew I would anyway.