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Right. Budapest.

We took the train from Vienna Sunday morning. It was only a three hour ride, but…smoky!! I was ok until the last hour, but then it really started to get to me. The only booth with seats available was a smoking booth, but it didn’t seem to matter where we sat; it was all smoking all the time.

We tried taking the metro to our hotel, but it was out of order so we took the replacment bus. What we didn’t know was that a) you have to validate the ticket before getting on, and b) transit inspectors hang out near the train station trying to catch unsuspecting tourists who don’t know point a. So a whole slew of inspectors come up to us and start yelling at us. Only one was a big guy, who was actually very nice, but this one little bitch kept getting in my face and yelling, “Problem! Problem!” They fined us each 2,000 forints (which is about CAD$13), I cursed at them many times in English, and we walked the rest of the way to the hotel. At this point I was in a pretty bad mood. Welcome to fucking Budapest.

Determined not to let that ruin our stay, we went out in search of some lunch. We ate at a little Italian bar that had good — and very rich — food. I had tagliatelli and a Hungarian beer I’d never heard of. We only had part of the day to work with, so we walked over to the Buda side of the river (our hotel was in Pest), took the funicular up the hill and explored some of the touristy things like the castle, the palace and the fisherman’s bastion. Got some great shots of Pest too.

We walked back across the bridge to Pest, through a big street festival. The bridge was closed to cars so everyone was walking across it, with folk dancing at one end and beer tables at the other. We sat and listened to old ladies singing old folk songs, drinking our drinks in the afternoon sunshine.

We went back to the hotel for a bit of rest. The hotel, by the way, was obviously decorated in the 80s, which fit much of Budapest; most of the music I heard was American 80s music, the decor was very much from the 80s, and so on. Make sense, I suppose, given the political and economic changes of the time. Anyway, we relaxed for a few hours before going to dinner at some place called something-Karolyi-something. The meal was fantastic — I had this chicken, apple, date and walnut dish — and we ate in a grden right next to a small outdoor theatre, which made things pretty lively…the play was apparently about some man’s descent into madness, so we’d hear the occasional scream or outburst from across the way. It was a fantastic meal though.

We walked along the Danube for a bit, sat and looked at the buildings lit up over in Pest, and then sauntered back to the hotel.

The next day, Monday, we ate in the giant hotel breakfast room, packed and checked out. We walked around a bit, ran a few errands, and sat in a park for a bit before going off to see more of the city. Our first stop: St. Stephen’s Basilica. It’s stunning inside, though not old: much of it is from the last 20 or 30 years. My brother and I walked up the stairs to the top of the dome, took some shots of the city and then took the lift down. Backwards, I know.

After stopping for a quick drink in the square near the basilica, we rode the metro & tram to Margaret Island. It reminded me a lot of Centre Island in Toronto: kids, waterparks, bike rentals, hot dog stands (one of which we hit), lots of trees & grass. Nellie and I sat in a park by a water fountain which would spray water in various ways along to classical music played over loudspeakers. Like Symphony of Fire but, uh, with water. We took a long walk back to the hotel, broken up by stops for beer & dessert. We collected our bags from the hotel, piled into a cab and got to the airport for our flight back to London.

And then the Budapest travel fun continued: our flight was delayed by about 90 minutes, made worse by the fact that EasyJet doesn’t inform you about why there’s a delay or even that there is a delay…there’s just no plane. The flight goes ok, but the immigration lineup at Luton takes us another 90 minutes because they only have one guy working the non-UK line. At this point it was after 1 AM, so we were ready to go home, but the cab company we’d spoken with 90 minutes earlier (who assured us there’d be lots of cars avilable) now said there’d be a two hour wait for a car. Asshats. We bit the bullet and took a black cab home. I didn’t dare do the conversion in my head. But we finally got home, and into bed, and slept (unintentionally) until 11:00.

Eastern European leg of the tour: complete.

[update –> oh man, I forgot one of the best parts: as we were passing through security at the Budapest airport, I threw the few remaining forints I had in my pocket into one of the little trays and walked through. No beeping, so I was frisk-free. But when I went to collect my coins, they were gone. Taken. I saw them on the table behind the scanner, but the dude didn’t want to give them back. Now, 41 forints is worth about a quarter, so I wasn’t too worried about it, but…still! That’s kinda weird, no?]

Little Britain

I’ve finally had a chance to watch Little Britain while I’m over here in London; since I no longer get BBC Canada I wasn’t the first kid on the (Canadian) block to see it as was the case with The Office. It’s weird, very Pythonesque, but it gets funnier and eventually gets imprinted on your brain. For the next few months I shall be walking around muttering, “I wont tha one!” and only my wife will get it.

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Sorry for the 48 hours of radio silence. Turns out the RIM doesn’t work in Hungary, and we got back to London much too late last night for me to be bothered posting (which is a whole other story in itself). We’re heading back out to see a few more London sights today, and tonight’s the Nine Inch Nails concert, and we leave tomorrow around noon…so somewhere in there I’ll try to find time to tell you all about Budapest and the final leg of our trip.

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Who would’ve thought that little white boiled sausage would be so good?

We just got back from dinner out, at some place downtown. It was a nice little bierhof, with some good beer and trad food. I had two little white sauages, boiled and white, very mild but with a delicious mustard. Yummmm! And a nice weissbeer to go with it.

Vienna gets even more beautiful at night, if that’s possible. Everything’s lit up, lots of people are out…awesome. We even stopped on the way home for some ice cream; there were crowds of people there, so we figured when in Vienna…and we were right. Nellie didn’t like her vanilla much, but the GIL and I loved our chocolate. Again…yummmmmm.

Oh, and I forgot one of the best parts of today: before we saw the Belvedere we walked through a square where the Russians left a huge statue in 1955 (when they officially relinquished control of the city) that read something like, “We shall return.” Aah! Can you imagine if a brutal occupying force left something like that behind? S’a little creepy, no? Anyway, the Austrians were too scared to tear it down so they built a giant fountain in front of it. I thought that was just…it was very…you just don’t see shit like that in Canada.

OK, gotta go pack and get some sleep. We leave for Budapest tomorrow morning.

Small favours

I’m glad I’m in Europe today. I think if I’d caught any footage of the Canadian concert I’d be depressed. All they’re showing here is London.

Speaking of London, they’re currently showing Pete Dougherty approaching an O.D. live before the whole world.

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Forgot to mention that on the way home we happened across the front of the Vienna pride parade. We stayed and watched for a bit; even though we only saw about half an hour worth, it seemed much tamer than Toronto’s. No naked people!

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Christ, do our feet ever hurt. This might’ve been our fullest day yet, and it’s barely 6PM.

I got up early with the intention of going to the Votivekirche for some pictures, but it was raining fairly hard so I figured I’d wait until tonight. We met the other two downstairs for breakfast (including mimosas!), and hit the bricks by a little after 9:00. First up: the Stephansdom.

It’s a huge gothic church, one of the most recognizable features of the city, with one enormous steeple. We didn’t seem to be able to climb said steeple (there’s construction going on), but we did go down into the catacombs. We started with a mausoleum — nothing special — but then we got to the internal organs (in jars) of the Hapsburgs, and then came the bones. The church is built over a graveyard, so there were rooms filled with bones of the dead, some like cordwood. There was even another room where, during the plague, bodies were just thrown down from the square into a giant pile below. Coooooooool.

From there we headed to the Hofburg, the palace (or, rather, series of palaces) that the Hapsburgs built. We didn’t see all the buildings, but the ones we saw were beautiful. We only went into the Schatzhammer museum where we saw an emerald the size of my fist (2,000-odd carats), a ruby the size of a plum, a bunch of “religious artifacts” and so much gold and jewellery that it became almost mundane.

We stopped long enough to have a coffee and some strudel, then poked around the Augustinekirche for a bit before walking to the Staatsoper (opera house)…which was closed. Apparently they only do tours in the morning. Dang. So we went shopping instead — I got myself a shirt from the Boss store — and had lunch at a little italian place.

Two annoying things about Vienna: the stooges in old clothing who pester you to come see a concerto (we must have been asked 10 times in two days) and Americans who don’t seem to speak at any volume but a low roar.

Anyway…we chose to visit the Belvedere quarter rather than the Schonbrunn Palace. It’s a huge estate in the city where they showed a 50th anniversary celebration of Austrian independence exhibit, along with an art gallery (many Klimts, a few Monets, a Manet, a Van Gogh, a Rodin, etc.). There’s also a very impressive garden between the upper and lower palace.

By this point we were beat, and ready to go home. We tried finding a tram route, but couldn’t. It was too far from a U-bahn station. We walked to the Ringstrasse, but as we got there the trams stopped running because of the pride parade. So we hailed a cab, which was driven by…a madman. This guy, impatient and frustrated by the traffic, drove around queues, reversed down streets, nosed into traffic…it was crazy. In the end he just dropped us off somewhere. While we tried to find our bearings we turned a corner to see…the Votivkirsche, the very church I’d planned to photograph earlier. Funny how fate works.

Anyway, it was about a fifteen minute walk home from there. I tried to get some snacks, but everything’s closed. Nellie had a bath to soothe her achy and blistery feet while I wrote this essay and watched a bit of the Live8 footage. In about half an hour we’ll head out and try to find some food.

Tired.

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After a quick trip to the grocery store to ward off starvation, the GIL (girlfriend in law) arrived on the scene. We were unsuccessful in our attempts to find what seemed the nearest restaurant recommended by our guidebook, but down an alley we did happen to spy a beisl that was itself recommended. It was a good dinner: lots of traditional Austrian fare, wine, laughter (mostly about Cambio the change weasel) and a chance for the GIL to show off her German skills. I’m glad she’s here; it’s a helpless feeling not speaking the language.

On the way home we stopped to take pictures of a church. They light the churches up at night, so it’s an ideal photo op, and Nellie snapped a few of the spire she’d gotten earlier in the day, just for contrast. The innere stadt of this city is just beautiful.

I got up early this morning to go take a picture of another church, but now I’m more inclined to go tonight after it’s lit up. And hopefully by then the rain will stop; it’s still pissing down out there right now, dangit.

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Wow. WOW. Vienna is absolutely amazing. Even though it’s pissing down rain, we had a great afternoon. We found a greasy diner for lunch (I had some chicken shnitzel) and a weissbeer, then when it began to rain we came back to the hotel to grab some raincoats and the umbrella. We very nearly just called it quits then, but Nellie convinced us to press on. I’m glad she did.

As we walked around Stephansplatz and the Hofburgh quarter, I was amazed. Every building was beautiful, though some were rather glaringly commercial at street level. We saw the Stephansdom and walked past the opera house and some museums; Nellie just had to stop taking pictures of buildings since every building was gorgeous. Eventually we decided to stop at a cafe out of the rain. The other two had cappucinos; I had a hot chocolate. I was in heaven.

Nellie really wanted to see the Freud house, so we walked over there. It was interesting without being cheesy…another good stop on the afternoon. But as we left the weather turned nastier and we decided to head home, out of the rain, to relax and rest our tired feet until the girlfriend-in-law arrives.