“Oh my God, it’s the slutty Oompa Loompas.”
We squeezed in a few more movies over the past week, two of which had an unintentionally common theme. The To Do List (imdb | rotten tomatoes) was about Aubrey […]
Category Archives: Girlfriend Du Jour
TIFF #2: Ned Rifle
A week-long hiatus in the middle of TIFF has made it feel like the festival s barely happening. I’d almost have forgotten if my news feeds hadn’t been filled with exact […]
"You shouldn't think of her as being a woman. That would be a mistake."
Given the discrepancy between the general critical review of Haywire (imdb | rotten tomatoes) vs. audiences — 80% of critics liked it vs. 46% of audience members — I’m guessing […]
"I'm gonna peace you in the side of the fuckin' head if you don't give us the dog."
After having been negligent in the movie-watching department for the last several months, we’ve been on a tear the past week: The Lincoln Lawyer wasn’t quite as rubbish as the […]
This week in entertainment
I’d kind of forgotten about all the movies we’ve watched over the past week: Kick-Ass: most excellent Precious: good, incredibly well-acted (in that if I ever see Mo’Nique walking down […]
"We are not swans. We are sharks."
I’m always conflicted about the Reuben sandwich. It always seems like a good idea, all the rye bread and corned beef and swiss cheese, and then all of a sudden…sauerkraut. […]
Somebody should explain that her award is not made out of flatbread
For the first time since I started eating meat again last winter I actually feel glad to no longer be vegetarian. Why? Well, each year PETA holds a contest asking […]
"We believed, after being told that if we didn't, we would die."
I don’t think Esquire gets enough respect. For a magazine that too often gets lumped in to the “Men’s Interest” section of the magazine rack with Details and GQ, it […]
Let me get this straight
This movie — the upcoming I Love You, Man (imdb) — stars Paul ‘captain awesome’ Rudd, Jason Segel and Andy Samberg. It co-stars my girlfriend du jour Rashida Jones. The […]
"It feels like I'm shitting a knife!"
Our aspirational target this weekend was profound laziness. While we didn’t quite hit that (damn stretch goals) we did manage to watch two movies: Baby Mama (imdb | rotten tomatoes) […]
