More Ketamine than a Montreal nightclub
The ol’ blog has been relatively quiet lately. That’s because our summer took an abrupt shift when Lindsay tumbled down our stairs and broke her ankle in three places. That […]
Category Archives: Injuries & Illnesses
“Welcome, Point Break.”
It’s been a weird week. I was so sick that I didn’t go to work Monday. I probably shouldn’t have gone Tuesday either but I had a pile of meetings, […]
Food poisoning
Well, that was not my favourite week. First, the back injury. Then Chris Cornell died. Then, around 4 on Friday, I started feeling nauseous. Then really nauseous. By the time […]
“We are building the biggest weapon for oppression in the history of mankind.”
Hey, remember last week when I had the flu? I miss last week. Because this week I had goddamn pneumonia. Like I’m some sort of Arctic explorer or something. So […]
And I thought the other kind of calculus was bad
Last Sunday, after a late but enjoyable Saturday evening with friends, Nellie and I were enjoying a nice lazy lie-in, like any other Sunday morning. We didn’t have anywhere to […]
Note to self: buy "iPus" trademark
I should be on a plane right now. I should be flying home to my family’s farm, to join my parents and my two brothers (one of whom flew in […]
"Just kidding."
I didn’t survive this week at work so much as I climbed out of it. Pushing through this cold (again? seriously? dammit!) I suggested a pub near the Ryerson before […]
Not be confused with xanthoma. Just so's we're clear.
I have this. Mild, though. Should be back to running in 2-3 weeks.
The only thing that I got's been botherin' me my whole life
Ugh. I sat down, all ready to write a nice long blog post about something frightfully interesting, but my brain is so foggy from this cold and all the DayQuil* […]
A rite of passage in my left thigh
There are certain events in a man’s life which make him feel more like a man. Today I experienced one of those. Today I suffered a mild groin pull, and […]
