Category: MBA

I have touched down for refueling

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One more course down. Hopefully. Multiple choice exams make me twitchy…I don’t do very well on them for some reason. I think I analyze wording too much. Anyway, I didn’t feel great when I was writing it. I only need 50.1% to pass the course, but getting an 80 might be a stretch. Oh well. As long as I don’t have to repeat any courses.

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Funny thing happened while I was at the course. One of my classmates was talking about how addicted she is to Facebook. I told her to add me; when I got her friend request it said we had a friend in common.

In my first year of university my roommate began dating a girl. They kept on dating and a few years ago got married. My classmate was her bridesmaid. Our common friend is the guy who lived next door to me in residence, who remained close friends with my former roommate.

The world freaks me out sometimes with its smallness.

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48 hours from now we’ll be lifting off for Paris, if all goes well. Ask me if I’m ready to go. Go ahead, ask me.

I’m going to bed tonight at 10 and getting up at 5 so that I can get a headstart on the jet lag. Getting up at 3:30 on Sunday. It’s gonna suck, but I want to enjoy my time in Paris, not sleep or stumble through it.

[tags]mba, facebook, coincidence, small world, paris, jet lag[/tags]

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From spinner.com:

“Terrorist wants to behead pop stars [Britney Spears and Madonna].”

Get in line, chumley.

Actually, while we’re on the topic, I have to say something about the whole “Britney’s fat now” thing. Far be it from me to defend the woman — if you want to pillory her for something, try her utter lack of talent — but all the criticism the next morning about how fat she’s gotten was just ridiculous. C’mon…look at the picture! Fat? Are you kidding me? Her body looks better than 99.8% of women in the world, regardless of whether they’ve had kids. True, she used to be in the top 0.1%, but does that tiny slip suddenly make her fat? She’s not even fat by Hollywood standards.

All you E! watchers and People Magazine readers…it’s time to re-join reality.

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Ah, pizza night. As one friend said, apart from handing in the final exam it’s the best part of the week. Nothing like food with taste to celebrate the end of the class.

Still have a bunch of work to do, but then I can get a-studyin’. May have time for one drink over in the bar, then pack before bed so that I can make a clean getaway tomorrow.

Can you tell I’ve done this once or twice before?

[tags]terrorist, britney spears, madonna[/tags]

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This morning I realized that my name is spelled wrong on my name badge. I’ve been Dan Dickson, as far as the staff here is concerned, since Sunday.

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My friend Mark reminded me that I haven’t been blogging about the Kanye CDs I bought to help put Fiddy out to pasture. Of course I didn’t buy any, but it sounds as if Kanye is winning the race without my help.

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Last night I took a break from school and got to watch Canada play Costa Rica at BMO Field. It was fun to watch football for a couple of hours and catch up with folks before I left for a couple of weeks. There was a psychotic banshee cheering for Costa Rica just in front of us, which was interesting.

One note that you’d only understand if you were there: Mr. YellowBoots sucks.

[tags]kanye west, 50 cent, bmo field, canada soccer, costa rica[/tags]

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Tennessee used their electric chair for the first time in 47 years. Granted, they used it on a monstrous psychopath, but is that really a habit they want to revive?

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Reading all the news about the film festival is just killing me. It’s like the biggest party of the year is happening the house next to mine and I have to study. However, at times like this I find solace in the immortal words of GB: “Suck it up, princess.”

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I’m feeling a lot better this morning. I actually got to bed during The Daily Show last night and fell asleep just after the show ended. I woke up at 5:30 — my body just doesn’t know what to do with more than six hours of sleep — but I’m still in better shape than I was earlier in the week. Got some substantial work done last night too. Ooh, and my new shirt from m0851 is the most comfortable thing EVER.

That’s right, friends, things are almost coming up Milhouse…

[tags]tennessee, execution, electric chair, tiff, tiff07, daily show, lack of sleep[/tags]

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Another long day, and it ain’t done. Class from 8:30 – 2:30, simulation from 2:30 – 7:00, some quick dinner and now catching up on work. A couple more hours of this and I’ll need to get some sleep.

345 days to go.

[tags]mba[/tags]

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This week can’t be over fast enough. 10.5 hours of classroom time, 2 hours to eat and unwind and then 3 hours of work. I almost fell asleep face down on my keyboard a little while ago. That would’ve been an interesting first.

Richmond Hill update: the restaurants on East Beaver Creek have not improved since my Delano days. Bigger, fancier, more plentiful, but even cheesier.

[tags]mba, richmond hill, delano technology[/tags]

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Day one of what looks to be a looooooong week is behind me. But first things first.

My cab ride up here this morning was…interesting. The cab arrived very quickly…like, two minutes after I called. I got in and we got to the end of the driveway, and I thought the cabbie was driving a little fast. Then I saw why: another Beck cab pulled up. The guy who picked me up was poaching. So he played innocent and loaded my suitcase into the other cab. I was mildly annoyed ’cause it was raining and this was slowing me down, but whatever.

The second cabbie seemed a little confused about how to get to the DVP but eventually made it. Immediately after getting on the parkway he pulled a little book off the dash and started reading it. I figure he was looking at a map or checking a phone number…but he kept reading it. He was looking at the road for one second, then reading his book for three, then repeating. He was also driving 90 in the fast lane. Cars were passing him on the right. He’d occasionally wobble into another lane…never signaled. I finally asked him what he was looking at and he showed me. It looked like a prayer book, or perhaps some kind of mini Qur’an. I asked him if he’d mind waiting until after he dropped me off before reading it. He just smiled, said “Yes, yes, yes!” and kept reading. OK, language barrier.

A few minutes later we were there, and then there was drama ’cause he didn’t like how I tore the taxi chit. I could not have cared less. I left him in the driveway babbling angrily.
So, that behind me I checked in for a long day of class. Yay, financial risk management. We went from 10:00 to 6:00, and it’s some pretty dry stuff. Tomorrow, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday…it seems like a lifetime, but it always does on the first day.

The food isn’t helping. This is no place for vegetarians, even fake vegetarians like me. I had to eat dessert at both meals, just to have enough in my stomach not to starve later. That trend, combined with the gym being block off yet again, does not bode well for my waistline.

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Speaking of my waistline:

  • Original weight: 233
  • Weight last week: 223.5
  • Weight this week: 223

Only down half a pound this week. I’ve eaten pretty badly the last few days, so the 10 miles I ran this week is probably the only reason I didn’t go up. This week will be a challenge.

[tags]mba, beck taxi, fatblogging[/tags]

Dan's labyrinth

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So I’ve been trying to sign in to my school’s website. It’s felt a little like an Edgar Allen Poe story. Follow along, if you dare:

I go to the course website (which I’ll call site A) but it won’t take my username and password. Fair enough; it’s been months since I signed in so there’s a chance (a small one; I’m pretty good with passwords) I’m just forgetting what it is. That’s why god invented the ‘Forgot your password’ link. I click it. It takes me to site B.

On site B I’m asked for an email address to which the password can be sent. I input every email address I might have used, but it tells me none of these are valid. Clearly there’s something wrong with the system, so I email the administrator.

The administrator, very unhelpfully, emails me a link to site C where I can reset my password. It tells me I need my student ID, my netID (also known as my username) and an “alternate email address” where the password will be sent. I try this form several times using a variety of email addresses, but none of those work either. I am told that I need to visit another site, site D, to establish an alternate email address.

At site D I am told that I need my student ID and a PIN to sign in. PIN? I know no PIN, and have no recollection of setting one up. Never fear, there’s a PIN reset. I enter my student ID and click ‘Forgotten PIN’. I get the following message: “Authorization Failure – Security Question is not setup.” Ummm…ok, maybe I never set up a PIN in the first place. I click on the ‘create PIN’ link and jet over to site E.

At site E I am forced to enter my student ID, full name, date of birth and SIN (!) only to be told that my PIN has already been created, and that I should use the ‘Forgotten PIN’ tool instead. Thanks for that. I would, but I don’t have a security question set up. Of course, none of this would matter if any of the 6 email addresses I tried were recognized by the system, if there were some phone number I could call for assistance, or if some competent human at the school would just help me rather than point me to a Gordian knot of credential reset screens.

To think, this is the institution from which I’m seeking a post-graduate degree.

[tags]password reset, bad usability[/tags]

Empty promises, phallic symbols, indie darlings and a state of readiness

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Some issues are important to society at large and legitimately worthy of changing/swaying someone’s vote. Others are not.

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Torontoist has a good piece on the CN Tower, which will only be the world’s tallest free-standing structure for a few more days or weeks.

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I don’t know why, but I feel guilty for liking Vampire Weekend. And really, I only like three songs (“Walcott”, “Campus” and “A-Punk”) but I’ve been listening to them a lot lately. Still, I feel like a bandwagon jumper.

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As of tonight I have finished all my pre-work for my course. Well, 99.9% of it. ~15 minutes tomorrow night and I’m set for Sunday. I also picked up a French road map today, and bought a new shirt & tie…finally starting to feel somewhat prepared for everything.

[tags]religious school funding, february holiday, cn tower, vampire weekend, mba[/tags]

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Sometimes it’s the ones you weren’t trying to take that you end up liking best. I was taking pictures of some fireworks going off over the Distillery District, et voila.

Seriously, though, I can hardly rely on this kind of serendipity next month. I need to learn to use the friggin’ camera.

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Nellie’s away camping with the girls this weekend, so I have the run of the place. I can’t enjoy it too much, really; whether she’s here or not I’d be stuck in front of the computer all weekend learning about bond duration and Basel II. Still, it’ll be nice to play Mogwai all night and sprawl across the whole bed.

[tags]fireworks, distillery district[/tags]