Bland & blander

This video, found via Antonia Zerbisias, shows you what war really looks like in Iraq, and it’s not what we see on the 11:00 news. Warning: not for the particularly squeamish.

In related news, Mohamed ElBaradei is warning the world not to jump the gun with Iran:

“Iran does not pose an immediate nuclear threat and the world must act cautiously to avoid repeating mistakes made with Iraq and North Korea.”

‘Course, he’s just the head of the International Atomic Energy Agency and a Nobel peace prize winner, so what does he know?

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The new Snow Patrol and Pilate discs are not very good, unfortunately. Very bland. Like hearing the same Coldplay song again and again.

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Speaking of bland…I finished watching a documentary called Going Upriver: The Long War Of John Kerry (imdb | rotten tomatoes). It was released in 2004, before the presidential election, in part to counter the “Swiftboat” attack ads targeting Kerry’s military service. As skewed as it was, it was interesting to see the context around why we saw that shot of Kerry testifying before Congress in his ODs. It was also maddening to know that the young, courageous, eloquent John Kerry had his idealism ground out of him through years of politics and image scrubbing, leaving nothing but a bland, wishy-washy mouthpiece.

[tags]iran, nuclear, mohamed elbaradei, snow patrol, pilate, coldplay, john kerry, swiftboat, going upriver[/tags]

50 Ft Clerkie

As miserable a day as it was to be outside here in Toronto (especially if the TTC strike forced you to walk to/from work through the smog), it could be worse: you could be in Indonesia. Earthquakes, bird flu, angry volcanoes…even breakway country East Timor’s suffering through some bloodshed right now. Makes some 42 degree heat and a transit strike seem pretty tame, no?

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Angels Twenty has posted Tracy Bonham‘s cover of the PJ Harvey song “50 Ft Queenie”. If you know the PJ song go have a listen; I heard Tracy play it live a few years back and I nearly wet myself. I think I was the only person in the crowd who knew what song it was, so it was a private euphoria.

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Today at The Movie Blog I find a phrase that I never expected to read: “Clerks 2 Gets 8 Minute Standing Ovation At Cannes.” Did not see that comin’.

Still on Cannes, I can’t wait to see The Wind That Shakes The Barley, the Ken Loach film that won the Palme D’or.

[tags]ttc strike, smog, tracy bonham, pj harvey, cannes, clerks 2, wind that shakes the barley, ken loach[/tags]

Hooray for bullshit

Two good bits of news from Spacing today: the City of Toronto finally plans to go ahead with the Bloor Street revitalization they’ve been talking about for years (while we’ll have moved downtown by the time it’s completed, I still work up here), and they’re also (finally) going ahead with the Union Station overhaul. Hopefully this means no more being crushed when you take the escalator down to the platform at rush hour. Actually, being 6’2″ / 220 I’m less concerned with being crushed than I am with crushing some tiny Korean lady.

Regarding the Bloor Street sidewalk work, I echo what Torontoist is saying: hopefully the lack of a bike lane is just an oversight. Take Make The Tooker.

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And now, two bits of news from the Toronto Star: the (c)Raptors lucked out and won the #1 pick in the NBA draft lottery last night (though there’s no clear #1 this year), and Alexa Ray Joel lucked out and got her mother’s looks. Actually, on second look, she does kind of look like her father…but I guess there’s enough Christie Brinkley in there to make it work. Thank god. Not a big fan of the music, but at least it doesn’t sound like the usual American Idol excretions.

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I’d love to see the Freakonomics guys take a run at bullshit claims like this:

“Smokers’ rights advocates say 1,000 businesses will go bankrupt and thousands of people will lose their jobs as a result of Ontario’s new anti-smoking legislation, set to take effect in a week. ‘At least 4,000 businesses will be impacted,’ Edgar Mitchell, of the Pub and Bar Coalition of Canada, said at a news conference in Toronto Wednesday. ‘Possibly 2,000 will have severe difficulties and as many as 1,000 will be forced out of business. Yes, some pubs and bars can adapt, but it’s a damned hard road.'” [via CTV]

Setting aside for a second that — on the very day that Heather Crowe died of lung cancer from the second-hand smoke she inhaled working in a bar — this asshat wants us to put the business interests of 1,000 bars (a venture with a high failure rate under any circumstances) ahead of the health of the tens of thousands of citizens who’d pass through them…where the hell did he get that nice, round number? What’s he basing the figures on? What research shows this? Has he found another market that underwent these changes and matches Ontario’s? Has he extrapolated it from the earlier municipal bans and restrictions imposed in Ontario? And if so, I’d love to see his numbers; there’ve been considerable research findings to the contrary.

Paging Steven Levitt…

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I find this little doodad fascinating, addictive and frustrating all at once. Blame boing boing.

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I got a 90% on my marketing assignment. I was convinced that an entire paper of bullshit didn’t merit anything better than a C-, but I guess this mark makes sense. Talking out of one’s ass never get anyone fired from a marketing job.

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I worked through some of my music “inbox” today, checking off the new Concretes (yech…except for “You Can’t Hurry Love”), the new Magneta Lane (killer, as expected) and the new Final Fantasy (only two good songs: “This Lamb Sells Condos”, which is a Toronto in-joke, and “Many Lives -> 49mp”, which he played last year the Arcade Fire concert and freaked us all out, what with the shouting into the violin and all). I started into the new Pilate disc, which seems ok, if a little bland.

[tags]bloor street, union station, tooker, raptors, alexa ray joel, american idol, freakonomics, ontario smoking ban, marketing, concretes, magneta lane, final fantasy, pilate[/tags]

Neutralize every man in sight

Time for a High Fidelity moment: I’d say that if I were to put together my top five side one, track ones (I dare not start, as I could easily waste an entire day doing so), “Angel” by Massive Attack would be on it.

Off the top of my head I can think of another song that would definitely make the list, and I suspect it’d be high on TimmyD‘s list as well: “Break On Through” by The Doors.

How about y’all?

[tags]top five, massive attack, doors, high fidelity[/tags]

"A four-minute f*** you to the format and our listeners"

I don’t like country music. At all. But this CNN story about the Dixie Chicks is right when it says “it’s tough to deny that by gambling their careers, three Texas women have the biggest balls in American music.”

Twenty years from now I wonder who people will remember as being groundbreaking, pioneers, important…Faith Hill, or the Dixie Chicks? My Chemical Romance or Green Day? James Blunt or Sufjan Stevens?

[tags]dixie chicks[/tags]

We were no there

Last night I may have had a chance to get into last night’s Mogwai concert (which Frank from Chromewaves sums up nicely here) but I failed to tap the transatlantic-and-back-again connection to a member of the band that might have gotten me on the guest list. Probably. There was some confusion there. Anyway.

I don’t really know that anything could top my first time seeing them (like Frank, my ears have only recently stopped ringing) but I’d like to give them another chance after 4 years of good work since Rock Action. Some day the timing’ll work.

You can follow the boys in their fabulous driving machine at mr.beastmap.com.

[tags]mogwai, chromewaves, beastmap[/tags]

"You got an ATM on that torso lite-brite?"

This weekend has been an exercise in comfort food. Last night we went to Fieramosca, just to relax after a long week. Nothing like a three-hour dinner to kick off the weekend, especially when it involves cheesecake.

It’s gotten to the point where they remember where we sat last time we were in, and to where the hostess is practically an old college buddy. I guess this is how Norm felt at Cheers.

Also: I love how, in all the times I’ve been there, I have yet to order off the menu.

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After dinner we watched This Girl’s Life (imdb | rotten tomatoes), one of those DVDs that arrives from Zip (twice; the first copy was cracked nearly in half) and I don’t remember adding it to my list. Must’ve been a recommendation from someone. Anyway, it wasn’t very good; the lead actress looks an awful lot like Angelina Jolie, which made it easy to watch, but James Woods did such a convincing job playing her Parkinson’s afflicted father…which made it hard to watch. There were little bit parts from Rosario Dawson and Michael Rapaport, but the funniest one was Kip Pardue: both Nellie and I thought he was Sean Dugan, who played homicidal minister Timmy Kirk on Oz. She was disturbed by how well he cleaned up, when our lasting memory of him was burying Luke Perry alive inside a wall. Anyhoo.

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The comfort food journey continue this afternoon after we’d picked up some food & drink at the Summerhill LCBO and All The Best, and stopped in at the Rebel House for brunch. It was a perfect day for some french toast on the patio. When he saw that Nellie had ordered a Dennison’s Weissbeer our server told us about the Press Club, a place on Dundas West that served a great Ephemere wheat beer…can’t remember if he said it was apricot or peach. Anyway, maybe we’ll check it out if we ever get down to Little Portugal.

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I’d heard some bad things about the Yeah Yeah YeahsShow Your Bones, but after a few listens I really like it. I guess, despite whatever early press I’d heard, I’m not the only one.

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This Michelle Goldberg article in Salon about the rise of “Christian Nationalism” in the US is fascinating and frustrating. These two paragraphs were the most compelling, and alarming:

“It’s not surprising that Stern is alarmed. Reading his forty-five-year-old book ‘The Politics of Cultural Despair: A Study in the Rise of the Germanic Ideology,’ I shivered at its contemporary resonance. ‘The ideologists of the conservative revolution superimposed a vision of national redemption upon their dissatisfaction with liberal culture and with the loss of authoritative faith,’ he wrote in the introduction. ‘They posed as the true champions of nationalism, and berated the socialists for their internationalism, and the liberals for their pacifism and their indifference to national greatness.’

Fascism isn’t imminent in America. But its language and aesthetics are distressingly common among Christian nationalists. History professor Roger Griffin described the ‘mobilizing vision’ of fascist movements as ‘the national community rising Phoenix-like after a period of encroaching decadence which all but destroyed it’ (his italics). The Ten Commandments has become a potent symbol of this dreamed-for resurrection on the American right.”

As she said, fascism isn’t around the corner, but I worry that we might be able to hear it in the distance.

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Speaking of fascism (but the funny kind), check out this claymation video of the Emperor hearing that the Death Star had been destroyed. It’s funny if you’re even half a Star Wars geek. [via the movie blog]

[tags]fieramosca, rebel house, press club, yeah yeah yeahs, michelle goldberg, christian nationalism, death star[/tags]

His meat was locust and honey

I made another CD for my father last weekend, and sent it off along with some maple-flavoured chocolate that we picked up in Montreal (at Suite 88, whose site is still dead, dammit!). The lineup:

  • Old Crow Medicine Show . “Wagon Wheel”
  • Cowboy Junkies . “Misguided Angel”
  • Blanche . “Superstition”
  • Grant Lee Phillips . “Susanna Little”
  • Holly Golightly . “Without You Here”
  • Isobel Campbell And Mark Lanegan . “Black Mountain”
  • Jack Rose . “Sunflower River Blues”
  • Cat Power . “Could We”
  • Robbie Faulks . “Cry Cry Cry”
  • Clearlake . “Trees In The City”
  • Robert Cray & Shemekia Copeland . “I Pity The Fool”
  • Rocco Deluca . “Gift”
  • Pedro The Lion . “Criticism As Inspiration”
  • Royal City . “Under A Hollow Tree”
  • Constantines . “Soon Enough”
  • Sarah Harmer . “I’m A Mountain”
  • Sebadoh . “Perfect Day”
  • Lonnie Pitchford . “Lonesome Blues”
  • Neko Case . “John Saw That Number”
  • Sinead O’connor . “All Apologies”
  • Set Fire To Flames . “Fading Lights Are Fading”

Little blues, little indie, little CanCon. That should hold him ’til xmas.

[tags]blues, indie, gifts, music, chocolate, suite 88[/tags]

Toronto: "the wilds of Ontario"

Is there any more certain sign that you’re right than that you’ve pissed off Fox News and the National Review? This line, in particular, was a spectacular mix of racism and stupidity that must have Neil doing cartwheels:

“If it’s not Mexican fence-jumpers trying to dictate legislation to us, it’s fur trappers from the wilds of Ontario insulting our head of state.”

Zowie!

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[tags]Neil Young, impeach the president, ITMFA, fox news, national review[/tags]

Alone time

Nellie’s out tonight with some friends, doing girly things. This leaves me some time to myself in which to do manly things. Gonna hammer up some drywall.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ha no, but seriously. It gave me a chance to catch up on a few things, listen to some music, blare some hockey (Buffalo just tied the game against Ottawa with 10 seconds left…3 goals in the final two minutes!) and be by myself. Not that I don’t love spending time with her, but introverts have an alone-time-to-social-time ratio; when it’s not met, we get cranky. And since tomorrow looks to be very social, and work was a little stressed today, tonight was a good recharging.

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Downloaded music in my “preview” queue right now:

  • Gomez . How We Operate
  • Snow Patrol . Eyes Open
  • Sebadoh . III
  • Calexico . Garden Ruin
  • Tool . 10,000 Days
  • Mark Knopfler & Emmylou Harris . All The Roadrunning
  • Bruce Springsteen . We Shall Overcome
  • The Concretes . The Concretes
  • Pilate . Sell Control For Life’s Speed

I’ve given up on the Fiery Furnaces disc, despite what Cokemachineglow says.

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[tags]personal time, introvert, gomez, snow patrol, sebadoh, calexico, tool, mark knopfler, emmylou harris, bruce springsteen, concretes, pilate, fiery furnaces, cokemachineglow[/tags]