One down, three to go.

Bitchin’. Montreal is just putting the finishing touches on a win in the opening game of their series against the Hurricanes. The 6-1 score shocked everyone, I think, especially since Carolina scored less than a minute into the game. But Montreal stayed calm and Cristobal Huet settled down, and Martin Gerber wasn’t able to stop much. I expect the Hurricanes to come out firing in game 2, but I’m just happy that the Canadiens were able to steal one on the road against a team that owned them during the regular season.

The best laid plans

Well, that didn’t go as planned. Everything that could have gone wrong did go wrong for the Canadiens last night, including a Tampa Bay loss, an Ottawa win and a Carolina loss. The Canadiens even blew a 3-goal lead against the Devils to lose their final game, so they kind of limp across the finish line. Given their record against Carolina this year — 0 wins, 4 losses — things aren’t looking great. But the playoffs are a whole different kind of animal, so we’ll see who shows up on Saturday.

Speaking of New Jersey, the Rangers must be pretty worried right about now…how would you like to face a team that’s won 11 straight heading into the playoffs? Likewise the Flyers, who have to face the Sabres, another team that’s been on a tear lately.

No one likes a Hurricane

Hallelujah…the Habs have finally clinched a playoff spot. Well, not clinched it so much as watched Atlanta lose their chance at one. All that remains is jockeying for first-round opponents; I’m hoping that the fates conspire to put them up against Ottawa. The Senators have been killer all season, but they’ve been beatable lately and Montreal’s done ok against them this year. The other possible matchup — Carolina — would be less favourable; the Hurricanes have demolished the Habs every time they’ve played this season.

The new, new Hanson brothers

The Toronto Star has alread begun fantasizing about bringing Sean Avery to the Maple Leafs. I think this is a brilliant idea; having Sean Avery, Darcy Tucker and Tie Domi would create some sort of critical cheapshot-artist mass who would form this ball of white hot goon light. It would be awesome to behold. Unless you were talented or French-Canadian in any way, and then they would stab you.

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eMusic is really pissing me off. For the longest time they didn’t list the new Magneta Lane album in their catalog; now that they finally do, they’re telling me that I can’t download it because it’s not available to Canadians. Dan != happy. Now I have to buy the disc, which seems like a big waste of my monthly eMusic fee.

Truer words…

“Understandably Leaf supporters are on a high right now, with the team recording points in each of the past 9 games. It’s the same classic symptoms that Leaf Nation has been plagued with for too long now. A few wins and the Stanley Cup is now a sure thing, management is praised, contracts are extended, and everyone forgets that Jean-Sebastien Aubin isn’t Martin Brodeur.”

[Courtesy of {gasp} Torontoist]

Clinch already

Montreal beat Boston tonight, so they’re that much closer to the playoffs. Atlanta and Toronto both won as well, though, so a playoff berth isn’t assured quite yet. We were at The Rebel House when the Leafs scored in OT to win the game, and some yahoo yelled, “Bring on the cup!” Uh, make the playoffs first, pal, then win a playoff round or two. Then we’ll talk.

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Speaking of The Rebel House, je suis tres full.

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Je suis tres sleepy aussi. I couldn’t sleep last night , what with the cats doing the Lindy Hop on my head. Gonna try to watch the latest Sopranos episode before I crash. So early on a (pseudo) Friday night, but I just can’t stay awake.

Smooth, shaky and anxious.

The 72% cocoa chocolate we got from Suite 88 (the chocolate boutique we visited in Montreal) might just be the best thing I’ve ever tasted.

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Montreal lost again tonight, for the second time in three nights. I’m not too worried; they can basically clinch a spot with one win in their three remaining games or a loss by Atlanta. Still, I wish they’d just get it over with so I can breathe a little easier. And I’d almost rather see them finish in 8th if it means playing the Senators in the first round instead of the Hurricanes…

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I’m still waiting for the 2006 album that blows me away.

Jinxed

After watching the rest of Domino (which sucked, by the way) and having a little wine & chocolate, we set out for the Bell Centre. It was only a 10 or 15 minute walk, and once we got onto Rue de la Gauchetiere we just followed the crowds right in. Our tickets put us on the Desjardins club level, so we got some free food (teeny, tasty hot dogs) and some pretty decent seats at the top of the lower bowl, toward the visitor end.

Despite winning eight straight game before last night, the Canadiens just couldn’t beat New Jersey, making them 0-2 in games I’ve traveled to see. Jersey just trapped them into a hole, and capitalized on the few defensive breakdowns that the Habs made. After missing a pile of close-in chances and falling behind 3-0 in the third the Canadiens scored with about ten minutes left, and then again with about twelve seconds left to get within a goal. With a power play and a faceoff in the Devils’ end, Koivu won the draw and got it to Kovalev for a wrister with three seconds left, but Brodeur played it perfectly and the game was over one faceoff later. Too bad; had they tied it up the place would’ve gone cuckoo bananas.

Still, it was pretty cool. The Bell Centre is much more comfortable than I remember the Forum being, and the electricity in a Montreal hockey crowd is hard to describe.

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Next on the list of things we felt the need to do in Montreal was to sample some Quebec beer. We walked up Crescent to Brutopia, a nearby brewpub; it turned out to be less of a brewpub than a live music venue who happened to brew their own beer, so we soon realized that we were way above the average age demographic. However, the beer was so good that we didn’t much care. We just plunked ourselves down at the bar and ordered a few pints (the nut brown and honey brown were very good; Nellie liked her raspberry blonde, maple beer and honey beer as well) before escaping the student throngs.

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Finally, we decided to sample another Montreal institution: the strip club. Nellie’s been talking about taking me to one for a while, only half-jokingly, so I figured where better to try it out than here, a city famous for them. I didn’t want to take her to a place like Club Supersexe, which I hear is a neon dive, so we went to Wanda’s, because it’s meant to be the classiest in the city (partly because it’s “non-contact”; they dance for you, not on you) and because it was just up the street from the pub. I, of course, enjoyed it. So did Nellie, a little bit to her surprise; I think, after two of her own, that she now understands guys’ mindsets when they get a table dance…that (unless the guy’s creepy) it’s just a show, not a paid come-on. And, of course, the girls thought the two of us were just the cutest, so we made some friends. Nellie and the second girl both ended up doffing their shoes to see who was shorter…it was both weird and adorable. Anyway, fun was had by all, and as we walked home at three in the morning we were amazed by how active the streets still were. Our activity last just long enough for us to walk back to the hotel, brush our teeth, drink some water, put the clothes out on the balcony to air out the smoke and fall fast asleep.

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Speaking of sleep, Nellie’s gone back to bed after we had room service breakfast. I guess five hours of sleep wasn’t enough for her, so I’ll let her snooze until noon when we need to start packing. Not sure yet what we’re going to do this afternoon; maybe look around Vieux Montreal some more, maybe walk up Mont Royal. We’ll see how herself is feeling later…

Hoping for a tagalong

The schedule is up for the mesh conference. Interesting people and topics; I’m hoping Andrew Baron convinces Amanda Congdon to come along. So that I may drool upon her.

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Another game, another win for the Canadiens. That puts the streak at eight wins in a row. Last night they beat up on the first-placed Senators (who, admittedly, are pretty short-handed right now) to keep pace with Jersey in the east. Tomorrow night’s game: looking bigger and bigger.

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Anybody have any suggestions about what to do in Montreal? We’re staying in Vieux Montreal and are sans auto. We’re getting in too late to do much tonight, and we have the game tomorrow evening…other than that, we’re free.