In this archdiocese, God don't run the bingo.

We saw The Departed (imdb | rotten tomatoes) last night. I really, really liked it. I’ve never really understood the whole Scorsese love affair, but this one was primo shit. I didn’t feel ripped off at all that — once again — Casino Royale was sold out. Thoughts:

  • The cast was so talented — and so plentiful — that it bordered on unfair. When you have actors as good as Alec Baldwin, Martin Sheen, Ray Winstone, Mark Wahlberg and Anthony Anderson in supporting bit parts, you’re set.
  • Based on what I’d heard about Jack Nicholson’s performance I was prepared for scenery-chewing on a cosmic scale, but it wasn’t that bad. It wasn’t even Pacino-in-Devil’sAdvocate bad.
  • DiCaprio’s finally growing on me again. At long last he might be shedding the Titanic/Beach odor. Anyway, a few more Scorsese movies should do it.
  • I believe Hollywood has finally perfected the head shot blood spatter effect. We got plenty of supporting evidence last night.

Highly recommended, unless you don’t like violence. CB, I’m looking at you; I’d tell you to watch it and just turn away when you think somebody might get shot, but really…you wouldn’t see much of the film.

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I got home last night in time to see the third period of the Canadiens game. I saw Saku Koivu tie it up in the 3rd, and I saw Sheldon Souray score with 1 second left in OT to steal one from the Sabres.

As surprisingly well as the Leafs have been playing, Montreal’s one point behind them in the standings with three games in hand. Buffalo’s still dominating the division, and now that Ottawa seems to have turned it around, the Northeast division is suddenly a powerhouse. Even Boston, the worst team in the division, has a .500 record.

[tags]the departed, canadiens, sabres, northeast division[/tags]

Bring on the downtime

Since I’ve gotten ahead on my reading & assignments, I’ve decided not to do any school work at all until Tuesday. I cannot tell you how happy this makes me.

It’s a busy weekend anyway; we have dinner at Cava tomorrow night with friends and dinner with other friends on Monday. That leaves tonight and Sunday for going to movies, catching up on Deadwood (I watched 3 episodes last night) and generally lazing about.

More good news: it’s supposed to be 11 degrees tomorrow too, and my cold seems to be on the way out. Huzzah.

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Spoke to my friend the constable last night. She’s loving her new job, maintaining law & order in the far north. Well…”far” is a relative word, I guess; while she’s not in Melville Island or Inuvik or even Deline, she’s further north than most people ever go. She’s certainly further north than I’ve ever been, by about 800 km. Anyway, she loves it there and she loves what she’s doing, and she’s even adopted a dog, so good for her.

[tags]slacking, the great white north[/tags]

"Two long-bearded guys spreading ideas that make people lose their faith"

As much as I dislike the practice of marketing in general, I firmly believe that there is a special, absurdist place in hell for brand managers.

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Speaking of hell, I think it’s inside my throat. Never have I been so tempted to claw out my own windpipe.

OK, maybe I have once before.

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Kansas has one thing going for it: it’s more rational than Turkey.

“The root of the terrorism that plagues our planet is not any of the divine religions, but atheism, and the expression of atheism in our times (is) Darwinism and materialism.”

Riiiiiiiiiight.

[tags]marketing, brand, cough & cold, turkey, muslim creationism[/tags]

Top Ten TV

Nellie asked for top ten TV show lists. Here’s mine, in alphabetical order:

  • Deadwood (HBO): it took me a while to get into it, and it’s taking me forever to get through it (due to my own time constraints, not the show’s quality) but I’ve come to love the brutal, profane, quirky, startling, treacherous and often hilarious town of Deadwood. Technically, Deadwood’s off the air now, but I’m including it since I’ve only just started season 3.
  • Friday Night Lights (NBC): it hovers right on the border of a soapy teen drama without ever crossing the line, and does almost as good a job as the film did in showing how the twin religions of christianity and football swirl together in small-town Texas.
  • Heroes (NBC): I don’t think their refinement and manipulation of the Lost doctrine — which they’ve wielded pretty effectively to this point — can last, so I’m going to enjoy this while it lasts.
  • It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (F/X): never — on North American televison, anyway — has there been a comedy that so effectively mixed political incorrectness, satire and sheer comic timing. It’s gone downhill since Danny DeVito came on board, but it’s still a hundred times edgier than anything on network TV.
  • The Office (NBC): after hiding in the long shadow cast by the original, the American series has become the only worthwhile comedy on the networks. This show needed three things: Steve Carell had to hit his own non-David-Brent stride (he did), the romantic tension between Jim and Pam had to work (it does) and the timing of the actors — especially the Jim/Tim character’s — had to be impeccable (it is).
  • The Shield (F/X): this is the most ferocious show not on HBO, and Vic Mackey might just be the most interesting character on TV. It’s surprisingly easy to cheer for him and against him at the same time. The supporting cast is excellent, and the last two season-long guest stars — Glenn Close and Forest Whitaker — have put the show into the upper echelon.
  • The Sopranos (HBO): it’s showing it’s age and the schedule is annoying, but there is just no more compelling cast of characters on TV now that Six Feet Under has wrapped. The writers can take any character, even a minor one like Vito, and turn him into a household name in weeks.
  • Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip (NBC): probably the weakest of the ten, but still miles ahead of most network fare. Not as ffrantic as Sports Night and not as meaningful as The West Wing, but still some ahead-of-the-curve writing.
  • The Unit (CBS): speaking of writing, any show written by David Mamet — even a preachy military drama — gets my vote. This show is badly underrated; the action is more intricate than 24, as are the scripts. The show works because of good writing and solid casting: Dennis Haysbert can rock anything, Robert Patrick is T1000-scary as the commanding colonel, the guy who used to be on Felicity (!) is great and even the dude who was on Street Cents fills in nicely. The one redeeming feature of CBS…which is more than I can say for ABC.
  • The Wire (HBO): best show on television. There, I’ve said it.

Shows which didn’t quite make it and, as such, may cause anger in my household

  • Veronica Mars (CW): I just can’t recommend seasons 2 and 3. I’ll admit it, I was hooked on season 1. She was an underdog, she was misunderstood, she was a hardass, she was put-upon…in short, she was compelling. Once you take away the injustice and the righteous anger, though, there’s not much left. It’s still a good show, but I don’t cheer on the inside anymore when Veronica busts a dumbass.
  • 24 (Fox): it’s still tense, I still like Keifer and it definitely keeps my attention, but the writing is awful and they just seem to keep throwing the same story at us over and over and over again. I keep watching, but I’m starting to feel stupid about it.
  • Weeds (Showtime): at first it was interesting to watch them try to make someone so likeable seem so unlikeable, and the sly attacks on suburbia were nice while they lasted, but I grew tired of it all and stopped watching.

Nightly shows that didn’t seem to fit on such a list
The Daily Show, The Colbert Report and Jeopardy: mandatory viewing, all.

[tags]top ten tv shows[/tags]

This publicity stunt is making me thirsty

The Long Blondes disc Someone To Drive You Home starts off well but takes a dive around song #3. It gets up off the mat for song #8, but quickly falls back down again.

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My cold has pretty much left my sinuses and moved on to my throat. I’m a pretty hack machine right now. On the plus side I worked from home today (so as not to spread my illness around) and am getting a bunch of stuff done that I just can’t seem to get to in the office.

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I’m not totally sure what to make of the Michael Richards thing. I saw the clip and the apology, and maybe I’m just cynical, but I kinda think this is a stunt. Richards’ career is in the tank. He’s never managed to break out of the “Kramer” stereotype. He looks at Mel Gibson, who got tons of free press over his drunken anti-semitic tirade (and who’s essentially gotten off scot free after doing a pile of apologetic interviews and talk show appearances) and thinks, hey, I can do that. Maybe the guy in the audience was a plant, maybe Richards just seized on the first black person he saw; either way, he knew it would get him attention.

Maybe it really is as Richards says, and it was all just a colossal fuck-up. Either way it’s deplorable. But I can pretty much guarantee you Michael Richards will get a primetime interview and some morning show appearances out of this. In a world where OJ nearly gets on TV talk shows and bookstore shelves saying “If I Did It”, anything is possible.

[tags]long blondes, someone to drive you home, michael richards, mel gibson[/tags]