Multiple choice

Earlier today Dan bought a pink Hugo Boss dress shirt. Dan is:

  1. branching out and trying new things;
  2. simply rounding out a shirt rotation for his suits;
  3. gay;
  4. umm…I think a and c may be the same thing;
  5. all of the above.

Earlier today Dan also bought a brown Hugo Boss dress shirt. Dan is:

  1. branching out and trying new things (though slightly less new than that pink business);
  2. simply rounding out a shirt rotation for his suits;
  3. a German fascist;
  4. by pairing a brown shirt with a brown suit and brown shoes, in danger of looking like Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo;
  5. none of the above.

[tags]hugo boss, dress shirt[/tags]