Spring has sprung
grass has ris
I wonder where
the birdies is?
Dear rotation + trajectory of earth: we would like spring now please. Kthxbye.
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The second-quickest way to invite my scorn? Be a telemarketer and call at dinner time. The quickest way to invite my scorn? Be a telemarketer, call at dinner and try to sell me a subscription to the Toronto Sun. For bonus scorn, argue with me when I say no.
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The new Silver Mt. Zion (etc., etc.) album garnered an A- from the Onion AV Club. I haven’t had a chance to listen to it yet, but I just assume I’ll love it. Maybe I’ll take the same approach that I did with Horses In The Sky: buy it, put it on my Zen, forget about it, and then nearly have a stroke six months later when I hear a song like “Teddy Roosevelt’s Guns” for the first time.
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One of these arrived in the mail last week. I bought this one from Threadless last week. Now I’m tempted to buy this. I need help.
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