Yeah, so this is what the movie’s like:

• first half. special effects: fantastic and plentiful. dialogue: bad, but infrequent.
• second half. special effects: good, but infrequent. dialogue: horrid and plentiful.

You’re better off leaving halfway through and not have to endure some of the lines. Seriously, I thought some of the dialogue in Troy was bad, but jayzus. “Just tell her how you feel, Sam!” made me want to yarp my Pepsi all over the aisle seat.

rotten tomatoes | imdb