Yeah, so this is what the movie’s like:
- first half. special effects: fantastic and plentiful. dialogue: bad, but infrequent.
- second half. special effects: good, but infrequent. dialogue: horrid and plentiful.
You’re better off leaving halfway through and not have to endure some of the lines. Seriously, I thought some of the dialogue in Troy was bad, but jayzus. “Just tell her how you feel, Sam!” made me want to yarp my Pepsi all over the aisle seat.
