My wife is a unicorn. That is, she’s holding the remote control to her forehead and whinnying.
My wife is a dorky, dorky unicorn.
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Skirl | Dan Dickinson 
She should put it to good use.
Oh my god, it’s actually hurting my face to look at that.
I didn’t have a beer bottle handy…