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People who hit the wheelchair button are assholes. If you’re actually in a wheelchair, or even if your arms are full, I can understand it. But if you smack the button just because you’re a lazy, that makes you an asshole.

People who throw their cigarette butts on the ground are assholes. Find an ashtray. Or better yet, give that shit up. You do know that no one smokes anymore except rednecks and poseurs, right? Outside of that, you’re an asshole.

People who steal chocolate from a box that’s clearly marked “children’s school fundraiser, please leave $3” are assholes. If you steal from a little kid’s public school, I’m embarassed to even work in the same fucking building as you. Asshole.

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  1. There is nothing wrong with hitting the wheelchair button if you’re not in a wheelchair. It doesn’t hurt or inconvenience one damn person. It’s odd, but not bad.

    People who throw their fag ends on the ground are indeed assholes, although you should add “Europeans and Asians” to that smoking list.

    People who steal chocolate from a kid’s fundraiser box are even lower than people who steal bicycles.

  2. There is something wrong with it. First of all, you look like a lazy fuck. Second, you’re putting wear and tear on the motors that open the doors, as well as on the button itself; remember, nobody gently presses those buttons, everybody whacks them.

  3. Since when did you care whether people think you look lazy or not? Bah.

    And a moderate duty cycle for the kind of mechanics like a door-opener is better for them than infrequent use – they could seize up. I agree that if every wank used it, it’d break down every other week. But a lazy person once in a while is probably good addition to the low duty cycle it probably gets from actual wheelchair users.

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