J’aime L’Onion. This week’s edition was especially strong:

• CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
• Impersonal Trainer Couldn’t Give A Fuck What You Do With Those Free Weights
• RIAA Bans Telling Friends About Songs

T-Bone said last night she’d never read The Onion, which I find sad. How depressing that someone could go through life without reading classic groundbreaking articles like “Nation’s Porn Stars Demand To Be Fucked Harder” and “Eight Pound Man Removed From Woman’s Vagina“.