I’m trapped in the doctor’s office waiting room, and this Christmas music is killing me. I just heard a jive version of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”. Up next: Anne Murray singing “Away In A Manger”.
He’p me, Jesus. He’p me.
[UPDATE] Now it’s “Mary’s Boy Child” by Boney M. Hallelujah.
[UPDATE2] Michael Buble followed immediately by Mariah Carey. I’m praying for death.
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Skirl | Dan Dickinson 
My wife actually owns both that Boney M christmas CD, and the Mariah Carey CD.
I have considered filing for divorce due to irreconcilable differences.
OK, scratch that. I just found that a used copy of Boney M’s “The 20 Greatest Christmas Songs” is selling for $99USD on Amazon.com.
My wife is a genius.
I grew up listening to the Boney M Christmas album. My parents have copies on vinyl, tape and DVD. And probably 8-track, if they looked hard enough. They could have their retirement fund right there…
When you’re good, you’re good. Heard tonight that their Christmas album is no longer available but because of the huge demand, will be released for Christmas 2007!
Ah, so I should sell now while the selling’s good. Thanks for the tip.