Isabella Rossellini will not be making an appearance

The other night at the pub talk turned to laminated lists. You know, the top five celebrity lists that are so set in stone that you may as well laminate them.

I realized recently that I could never laminate mine. You never know what could happen. After being #1 on your list for some twelve years someone could, oh I don’t know, marry a skeezy old French dude for his money. Or something.

If I were to write up a list right now, it’d probably look something like this. In no particular order:

  • Scarlett Johansson
  • Jennifer Connelly
  • Tina Fey
  • Parminder Nagra
  • [TBD; position recently vacated by Ms. Hayek]

Lots of candidates for that last spot, but those four are in a league of their own.

[tags]laminated lists, scarlett johansson, jennifer connelly, tina fey, parminder nagra, salma hayek[/tags]

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