I don’t particularly care for the Superbowl. I’ll probably watch some of it this year just to see if the Pats can go undefeated, but really I’m indifferent.

What I hate about the Superbowl is having to listen to the media bloviate for 14 days between the semi-finals and the Superbowl itself. Two weeks of speculation about Tom Brady’s foot, about that idiot reporter proposing to him at media day, about whether Eli Manning is actually a real quarterback, about whether Plaxico Burress is the new Terrell Owens, blah, blah, blah. Enough already. Get to it.

When I am king those pussies will play two days after their semi-final games rather than making us all sit and watch their 2-week boondoggle.

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