From the BBC: 50 office-speak phrases you love to hate

“My favourite which I hear from the managers at the bank I work for is let’s touch base about that offline. I think it means have a private chat but I am still not sure.”

I can’t believe they missed “Open the Kimono.”

.:.

Speaking of opening the kimono*: from MSNBC: Japan makes robot girlfriend for lonely men

She is big-busted, petite, very friendly, and she runs on batteries. A Japanese firm has produced a 15-inch tall robotic girlfriend that kisses on command, to go on sale in September for around $175, with a target market of lonely adult men.

Clearly, this is going to end in electrocution.

* I did not plan that segue, I swear to you.

[tags]office-speak, robot girlfriend[/tags]