Apparently Brian Burke has stepped down as general manager of the Anaheim Ducks. This is good news for Toronto sports writers, in that it will allow them to fill their flamillions of column inches and never-ending radio shows with idle, boring speculation. It’s also good news for Leafs fans, as it will distract them from the reality that their team sucks, and will fill them hope for the Stanley Cup rings that Brian Burke is reputed to carry in his pockets.
I expect the Sun to publish the 2010 parade route in tomorrow’s edition. Mind all the (ha ha) waterfront construction, lads.
Skirl | Dan Dickinson 
Didn’t the Leafs beat the Habs 6-3 the other night?
Yes. And?
So don’t the Habs suck just as much as the Leafs this season?
Mmmmmmmmm nope. Even with the losses to Boston and Toronto the Habs have a .714 win percentage. The Leafs are playing .500 hockey.