This is what happens when you let Ashlee Simpson name people

From the wonderful Malene Arpe at the Toronto Star:

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz welcomed a son yesterday. His name is Bronx Mowgli Wentz, which will assure him a painful childhood full of taunting and school yard beatings. There is as of yet no photos of the little guy (something I’m confident will be rectified by People Magazine in short order), so instead, here are, well, The Bronx and Mowgli.

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