Paging Jack Byrnes.

Sonny pinning Michael for the 3-count

I like cats. A lot of people don’t. I feel sorry for those people.

See, cats by and large are introverts. They’re quiet, they keep to themselves and they don’t shower people with attention the way that dogs (extroverts, to be sure) do. They have a few people for whom they feel genuine affection; the rest are looked on with more or less genial indifference. Extroverts look at introverts, whether in human or cat form, and think they’re broken. They misread introversion as shyness, antisocial behaviour or rudeness. In my experience extroverts have a hard time recognizing affection or happiness if it’s not delivered in an extroverted (read: obvious) way. That’s why people think that cats (and, um, me a lot of the time) are cranky or stuck-up.

Don’t get me wrong, I like extroverts just fine. Especially dogs…if I had the space for one to live with me, and I could just let it outside to shit, I’d have one…but I don’t have it, and I can’t do that, so no puppy. It’s just that as an introvert I can identify with cats a little better, and a lifetime of chuckling at perplexed extroverts has given me some insight on why cats get a bad rap.

Now if I could just toilet-train them…

0 responses to “Paging Jack Byrnes.

  1. Ha. This post made me laugh. It’s all relative I guess. I LOVE cats. Adore them. And I relate to them too. (Buy maybe that’s my moody side- if I’m in a good mood, I’m great, but if I’m in a bad mood, stay the hell away- just like a cat).

    It just made me smile…I’m 100% extroverted and I always thought I was a cat in a previous life. I don’t know if I would agree that cats are introverts. I just always thought that they were just self-centered creatures. And no, it’s not an insult. Remember…I said I relate to them too 🙂

    Just perspective I guess.

    These cats are totally adorable BTW.

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