The day's tweets

  • It’s been eleven years since the Seinfeld finale? Good lord. #
  • silversun pickups = smashing pumpkins + jeremy enigk – interesting drumming, with just a touch of sissypantsedness thrown in. #
  • @mblogler Me either. The wife reminded me last night. I’m hoping to forget again until tomorrow evening and then be REALLY excited. in reply to mblogler #
  • There’s adaptation. And then there’s whaaaaaa? http://is.gd/zREf #
  • @mblogler That review contains the words “artery-clogging puissance”, which I have decided shall be the name of my autobiography. in reply to mblogler #
  • Just received an invitation to a reunion of my high school graduating class. They misspelled “graduating”, so yeah, that’s the right school. #
  • @mmpartee Gives new meaning to the rhythm method! Nyuk! Neil Peart FTW! in reply to mmpartee #
  • @Timinator I run to Yeah (stupid version) in reply to Timinator #
  • If it weren’t so windy I would be applying for landed immigrant status on a patio right now. #
  • A Don Cherry biopic. Are. You. Shitting. Me. http://is.gd/zVWS #
  • The comments on the Globe and Mail’s website depress me. #

For example: "Just another part of the master plan to drive the middle class out of the city."

Today Toronto Hydro announced that they’ll soon charge variable rates for electricity, depending on the time of day.

Toronto Hydro announced Thursday that it will begin charging its customers new higher rates to use electricity when demand peaks, such as summer afternoons, and lower rates in the middle of the night, in an effort to encourage conservation and avoid blackouts.

This isn’t groundbreaking. The policy has been around for ages in Europe. It’s a simple financial disincentive to curb behaviour that can lead to power problems like blackouts (something Torontonians should be more than a little familiar with) and generally reduce power consumption. Given what’s happened in recent summers here in the city, it seems reasonable to dissuade people of the notion that electricity is an unlimited commodity.

Alas, the comment section of the Globe’s website has predictably degenerated into the usual whining about this being 1) a tax, 2) a nefarious plot by David Miller to strip away the rights and freedoms of Canadians, or 3) hippie treehugger goofiness. Or all of the above. Some even blamed the Tamil protestors. Some of that noise will be the knee-jerk response from political cranks who type first & think later, but I wonder how much comes from people who just don’t understand the use of price incentives as a social lever.

I remember Scott Adams writing once that the world seemed to make a little more sense to him once he knew something about economics. Of course economics is massively complex so understanding a little doesn’t give you the whole picture, but it forces you to see see, or at least acknowledge, that money is an enormous system, and this change is just turning one dial to affect the system a tiny bit. Until that point you’d see everything — like a tax increase or variable rate electricity — through the lens of “why are they doing this to me?” and start accusing politicians of robbing you, as if they had you and your buddies in mind.

Economics: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.

The day's tweets

  • @modernmod Actually, not long after I talked them up to you and @bankwatch I pretty much stopped using paper, including my Moleskines. in reply to modernmod #
  • “what we try to do in terms of…corporate social responsibility is do it in a good manner.” Um, how about SHUTTING DOWN?! http://is.gd/zuc5 #
  • RT @Timinator RT @leasimpson: Dear restaurants. I bloody hate it when your menu is only available to download. Please put them on web pages. #
  • Unpopular music opinion of the day: Odditorium Or The Warlords of Mars by The Dandy Warhols was/is very underrated. http://is.gd/zvx0 #
  • Cdn hockey fans: agree or disagree? http://is.gd/zwjS For my part, I agree with Boone. TSN’s coverage blows CBC’s out of the water. #
  • @rshevlin That’s a pretty hilarious headline. I can’t wait for “Will these new shoelaces make Dustin Pedroia a better ball player?” #
  • @lisarandolph If “drizzle” is one of your favorite words, you’re in the right city. in reply to lisarandolph #
  • Bazillion cops at Yonge + Queen, and lots of helicopters about. Guess the Tamil protest is on the move. #
  • @Timinator After we’re there booooo. in reply to Timinator #
  • “Jesse Ventura offers to waterboard Dick Cheney to prove it’s torture.” I would pay a great deal to see that. http://is.gd/zCsO Also… #
  • …also I would pay a great deal to see someone shave off Jesse Ventura’s skullet. #
  • @BlogTO’s list of the 24 best patios in the city has just 6 east of Spadina. I like how hipsters see downtown as a suburb. http://is.gd/zCAH #
  • @rshevlin Shooting someone in the head isn’t torture so much as it’s murder. Why? What trap was that loaded question meant to lead me into? in reply to rshevlin #
  • Wow. This game 7 between the Pens and Caps was over early. Hope tomorrow night’s games are tighter. Let’s see how the Jays are…aw, crap. #
  • @rshevlin First: proposing we morally equate shooting armed hostage-taking pirates with torturing unarmed prisoners beggars belief. in reply to rshevlin #
  • @rshevlin Second: Jesse Ventura isn’t my buddy. He’s a loon. I’m just saying it would be awesome to see The Body waterboard The Cyborg. #
  • @rshevlin Just re-read comment. Missed “Ordered”, was laughing too hard. So yes, Obama ordered it. #
  • @rshevlin As are the disingenuousness of yours. Nobody wants to really torture Cheney, but maybe if he got a simulation… in reply to rshevlin #
  • @rshevlin …like Hitchens got, he’d stop talking shit about how it’s not really torture. #
  • @rshevlin “so its not ok to torture a terrorist …but its ok to torture the former vp” either SERIOUSLY assumes that I would advocate… in reply to rshevlin #
  • @rshevlin …for torture when it was obviously a joking tweet, or you’re making a false comparison. #
  • Can hardly put down this book about Columbine. Illuminating. #

The day's tweets

  • Poor @modernmod ‘s had his Twitter account hacked. Or he’s gone mad. #
  • When did “talk about” become “speak to”? As in, “Yeah , I can speak to that topic.” Drives me nuts. #
  • @gajarga I would have argued that making “action” into a verb in place of “do” was the height of verbal douchebaggery. in reply to gajarga #
  • Going to see Christopher Hitchens lecture at the ROM in June. http://is.gd/zbvH #
  • Who cuts their fingernails at their desk?!? #
  • @twitter The ID @modernmod has been hacked and the hacker is posting really offensive stuff. How can the owner reclaim access? #
  • People often mistake my introversion for misanthropy. But today? Dan = full-on misanthrope. Look upon me, ye mighty, and get grumbled at. #
  • @Timinator Sahara Hotnights: nice. in reply to Timinator #
  • @modernmod Welcome back. I look forward to you tweeting only mildly offensive things once again. #
  • @tinfoiling Innis & Gunn blonde! Oh, I do so love the springtime… http://is.gd/ziT1 #
  • Roy Halladay is a monster. Doff that, A.J. #

Look at what Don Cherry hath wrought

Two nights ago I saw highlights of a disgusting play by Carolina forward Scott Walker. He punched Bruins defenceman Aaron Ward in the face, even though Ward hadn’t dropped his gloves and still had his hands by his sides. Here’s the video:

Almost as disgusting, though, was the NHL’s punishment. Walker wasn’t suspended, even for a game. He wasn’t even given the automatic 1-game suspension for taking an instigator penalty in the final five minutes of a game. That was rescinded. He was fined a token $2,500. The league’s explanation was that Ward could have defended himself but didn’t, and he could see the punch coming. Psychologists refer to this as blaming the victim.

Far be it from me to defend the Bruins — I hate them with a fiery passion, and want badly for Carolina to knock them out of the playoffs — but one thing they did masterfully well on their way to eliminating the Canadiens was not take penalties. The same discipline that should be an admirable trait for a team may have cost Aaron Ward his orbital bone.

I’ll never stop loving hockey, but with every incident like this my hatred for hockey’s so-called “fighting culture” grows. Nobody could look at this incident impartially and think it was anything but patently absurd.

The day's tweets

  • I find this even more depressing than it is hilarious: “Tanning bed use increases in recession” http://is.gd/yT4r #
  • Neko Case is playing Massey Hall the same week I’m in Nova Scotia. Crapmonkey5000. #
  • The Cove won the audience award at #hotdocs09. Well deserved indeed. Go see it when it comes out in August. My review: http://is.gd/yWyj #
  • Really, Jack? The Kool Haus? That’s where you’re bringing the Dead Weather? Just…no. http://is.gd/yXfK #
  • One more reason to move to France: http://is.gd/yXLq #
  • I’ve seen 42 of these. Guess I’d better get to work on the other 33 if I’m to retain my masculinity. http://is.gd/yY8I #
  • I miss brijit.com. Anyone know of anything similar? #
  • As an impartial observer I want Washington to win tonight only because I want it to go the full seven games. What a series. #

I smell Oscar

The Cove, my favourite film at this year’s Hot Docs, has won the audience prize, just as it did at Sundance. Hopefully that gives it some momentum heading into more festivals and then wide(ish) release this summer.

Cinematical has more coverage, as does the CBC. The latter’s comment thread, predictably, has descended into a debate about the seal hunt. It actually came up in the form of a question to the filmmaker’s at the screening last week, but none of them knew anything about it and so didn’t comment. Or maybe they just didn’t want to divide the crowd and hurt their chances at the audience prize…

Happy you day, ma

Not much to blog about lately, internet. The mother-in-law arrived for a visit yesterday so we’ve just been keeping her entertained. Last night there was steak barbequed. Tonight, for mother’s day, there will be Indian. Then back to work.