Suck it monkeys, I'm goin' hiking!

Wow. What a first day. The combination of getting up early, being 2 hours behind our body clocks and the extra-long days up here is making it hard to stay awake, so I’ll have to be brief.

Our flight was really good, actually. The lady who checked our bags was great, our flight was smooth and on time, and two movies kept me entertained until suddenly we were on the ground. There was also a member of the flight crew who liked my music snob t-shirt, so I gave her the website address and chatted a bit. She went on tour with the Rolling Stones a while back, so she had some good stories.

The rental car pickup and drive out of Calgary wasn’t problematic, it was just…slow. Lineups, traffic, etc. so we hit Canmore later than expected. Some groceries later we tried to find Crazyweed for lunch, but they’d moved and we couldn’t be arsed, so we skipped lunch altogether. We drove through construction and slow traffic past Banff, past Lake Louise and into Yoho, where we pulled into our lodge…and it hit me. I was on vacation. I didn’t feel like I was on vacation until I pulled in there, put it in park and cut the engine. Now…now the fun could start.

Check-in was quick and friendly, and we checked out our cabin…zowie. Beautiful! Bigger than Moraine Lake Lodge, nice big porch/veranda, couch, table…very nice indeed. A great added touch was the gift basket in our room…we were amazed at how well they treated their guests! Then Nellie read the card…it wasn’t from the staff, it was a gift basket from my mom and dad! “Happy Hiking” was the message, and it included wine and chocolate and candles and an art puzzle and a huge platter of cheese & crackers (which we found much later) so were blown away! Thanks mom & dad!! What a fantastic way to start the adventure.

We didn’t linger long in the cabin, just changed and jumped back in the car. The lodge is on the same road as Takkekaw Falls, which we missed last time, so we were on a mission. A few minutes later we were walking right up to it…I mean right up to it. It’s a huge waterfall, but I could climb nearly up to the bottom of the cascade. Got a little wet mind you; Nellie stayed farther back and shot.

Back to the cabin to get changed and have a glass of wine (and chocolate!) before dinner at the lodge. Dinner was amazing! Caramelized scallops and orange pickerel for Nellie; a ridiculously good goat cheese dish and peppery barley risotto for me. No dessert necessary; we had a ton of cheese at home. We did finish off our bottle of wine on the patio though, staring out at the the river and mountains, before retiring to our cabin for more wine and staring at nature.

A pretty amazing first day, all in all. We both feel like we’re in mountainous heaven, and can’t wait for tomorrow. Now…for sleep!!

[tags]calgary, canmore, cathedral mountain lodge, takkekaw falls[/tags]

Wagons west

Hello children. By the time this post is published, Nellie and I will be on our way to the airport, all sleepy-eyed and rumble-tummied. Barring anything interesting happening while waiting for our flight to take off, this will likely be the last substantial blog post for a while. The first four days of our trip will be spent just out of range of Bell’s wireless coverage, judging by their map. [pdf]

Hopefully when we reach Kamloops (on the 25th) we’ll have an internet connection and some time to sort through the hundreds of pics we’re sure to take around Field. Keep an eye on my Flickr photostream (or the RSS feed, if you have a reader) for the first few; when we get back to Toronto I’ll create a proper summary set like the one from the last trip.

Until then, stay tight, tigers. We’ll see you on the other side of the continental divide.

[tags]rockies, lake o’hara, field, kamloops, flickr[/tags]

"What seems normal now will have become unthinkable."

Christopher Hume has an excellent column in today’s Toronto Star. Ostensibly about the fate of the Gardiner Expressway, which runs scar-like across the city’s waterfront, it’s really about politics and “civic cowardice,” as Hume calls it.

Last week, the board of Waterfront Toronto voted to launch an environmental assessment to study dismantling the east end of the Gardiner. Mayor David Miller, a board member, declared that this was the first proposal he’d seen that was doable. He was talking about the politics of demolition, not the reality.

It seems that Miller, not known for vision or boldness, won’t be the mayor who leads Toronto into the 21st century. With leaders such as Prime Minister Stephen Harper and federal Finance Minister Jim Flaherty, he will be remembered as one who tried to prolong a period of history fast winding down. It will turn out to have been a blip, a mere two generations whose lives were based on utterly implausible assumptions about endless cheap energy and land.

It really is sad, what’s become of David Miller. There was such optimism when he took the mayor’s office, and it’s been slowly beaten down by the bureaucracy of city hall, despite the hopes that he might climb out of the quagmire.

“The reasonable man adapts himself to the conditions that surround him… The unreasonable man adapts surrounding conditions to himself… All progress depends on the unreasonable man.” -George Bernard Shaw

Time for David Miller to get unreasonable.

[tags]toronto, gardiner expressway, christopher hume, david miller, george bernard shaw[/tags]

62.5%

My free DVDs from the special Blu-Ray savings offer (free DVDs when you bought a Blu-Ray player back around Christmas) finally arrived…and they got one wrong. I know, I know, they’re free, but…six months later and they don’t even deliver the one I really wanted? Not great.

It was the kind of offer where you had to pick one film from each of five groupings, and some of those groupings contained naught but rubbish. Here’s what arrived, in order of me giving a shit:

  • Full Metal Jacket
  • American Psycho
  • S.W.A.T.
  • Pirates Of The Caribbean
  • Hart’s War

Full Metal Jacket: yay. No question, I wanted that one. American Psycho…sure. Whatever. S.W.A.T. I’m only keeping because Nellie wanted the eye candy. Pirates of the Caribbean…bleh. Hart’s War? Hell no. I ordered The Prestige, but I guess they ran out. I’ll probably sell or trade those last two. Anybody want?

As it happened, these arrived on the same day as my most recent order from Indigo: No Country For Old Men and Juno (both on Blu-Ray), and Once (which, unfortunately, is only in lo-fi). Even if I don’t keep Pirates and Hart, my Blu-Ray stock just went up by more than half.

[tags]blu-ray, free blu-ray movies, full metal jacket, american psycho, s.w.a.t., pirates of the caribbean, hart’s war, the prestige, no country for old men, juno, once[/tags]

Eternal Maiden Actualization

From the BBC: 50 office-speak phrases you love to hate

“My favourite which I hear from the managers at the bank I work for is let’s touch base about that offline. I think it means have a private chat but I am still not sure.”

I can’t believe they missed “Open the Kimono.”

.:.

Speaking of opening the kimono*: from MSNBC: Japan makes robot girlfriend for lonely men

She is big-busted, petite, very friendly, and she runs on batteries. A Japanese firm has produced a 15-inch tall robotic girlfriend that kisses on command, to go on sale in September for around $175, with a target market of lonely adult men.

Clearly, this is going to end in electrocution.

* I did not plan that segue, I swear to you.

[tags]office-speak, robot girlfriend[/tags]

I have the coolest 5-year-old niece ever

Today is one of my niece’s fifth birthday. My brother sent over some pictures of her party, including one where she’s holding a spoon like a lightsaber. He also included a video of her, in the back of their minivan, clutching a stuffed sheep (I think?), singing along with the Foo Fighters. Not well, mind you, but she’s givin’ er.

This gives me faint hope for the musical taste of the next generation of Dickinsons, which I had all but written off when he sent me video of my nephew dancing along to “Bootylicious.” The time before that it was Great Big Sea.

I guess all my prayers for their souls are finally starting to pay off. Hear me now, kids: “Dylan…Dylan…Dylan…”

[tags]foo fighters, cool niece[/tags]

Frank, AB

I recently discovered the Rural Alberta Advantage, and I think I like them. Partly because they (or one of them, at least) looks like this, but mainly because they sound like this. And this. And this. And this. And this.

Thanks to Chromewaves for pointing the way.

Oh, and I have come to love “Waiting Game” by Lightspeed Champion.

[tags]rural alberta advantage, lightspeed champion, chromewaves[/tags]

A good hobble wasted

All the drama of the US Open was almost enough to make me want to watch golf.

Calling it “probably the greatest tournament I’ve ever had,” Tiger Woods outlasted a determined Rocco Mediate on Monday, finally defeating him on the first hole of sudden death to win the 108th United States Open.

Woods again came back from the brink of defeat, with a birdie on the final hole in the 18-hole playoff to pull even with Mediate at an even-par 71 and then a par on the first hole of sudden death to win.

Almost.

Oh, and notice that I have not checked the ‘sports’ category when submitting this post.

[tags]golf, us open[/tags]

Do you WANT me to move to Montreal? Because I will.

Reading the phrase “Rob Ford’s mayoral candidacy” just caused me to do that weird thing you see in movies, where someone starts out laughing and ends up crying, all in one breath. You know? You know that thing? ‘Cause I just did that.

The [road tolls] issue undoubtedly gives a big boost to Ford’s mayoral prospects, as it rolls his two pet peeves into a single, politically explosive package: taxes and the persecution of drivers. The unthinkable campaign—Rob Ford for Mayor!—has taken a giant leap toward reality.

From Toronto Life’s City State blog

[tags]rob ford, toronto, toronto life, city state, philip preville[/tags]

Best! 16 days! Ever!

I didn’t just finish my assignment tonight, I proof-read it & submitted it, and then I finished the work I was supposed to do tomorrow night. That means I can spend the next five days relaxing and dealing with any office complications. And packing, I guess.

Then…10 days in BC and a couple of days to recover after we get back. No more schoolishness until July 3rd. Dammit, I’m gonna enjoy this.

Speaking of BC, here’s the plan:

Our travel plan

[tags]mba, british columbia[/tags]