"Wow, that's…really warm."

I spent yesterday eating great food and enjoying even better company. First, squeezed into a solid 10-4 block of meetings, was lunch with William Azaroff. I had only spoken to William through his blog, Facebook, Twitter and over the phone once or twice, so it was nice to finally meet him in person. We had lunch on the garden patio at Fieramosca, and I could’ve happily stayed to chat and bask in the wonderful weather (and food!) for much longer than the two hours we spent there. Hopefully we’ll get a chance to catch up again in a couple of weeks when I’m in Vancouver; I guess it depends on how married I am to my hotel bed after six days of hiking.

After work T-Bone had some people over for a barbeque. I was concerned about the weather — thunderstorms were forecast for the evening — but sunshine carried the day and the rain held off until after everyone had finished their rather sumptuous feast…and then it really came down. I lost count of how many shrimp I ate. Other highlights of the evening: free shots of Carlsberg at the pre-bbq LCBO run; PC being, um, doused by his 2-year-old son; Nellie and I dominating at SceneIt?. We were pretty tired though, so even though we got home shortly after midnight it wasn’t long before we both crashed.

Today’s been…well, honestly, today’s been an exercise in avoiding the inevitable: a paper that’s due Monday. Here’s hoping I can kick my own ass into gear.

[tags]william azaroff, fieramosca, carlsberg, sceneit[/tags]

I'm telling you for the last time

A friend emailed me recently asking how one goes about attending the Toronto International Film Festival. I wrote a long email explaining how it works, especially the quirky advanced lottery process, and realized that it’s probably the third time I’ve explained it in such detail. I decided to strip out names and details and post my response here, so that I can just point to it next time someone asks.

“We’re thinking of attending TIFF this year – being newb’s, what do we need to know? Was just at tiff08.ca and gave them my email address – looks like ticket info hasn’t yet been established. Can you describe the general process of acquiring tickets and picking films to attend?”

OK, well…there’re a few different ways. Being that you’re in another city some of those options become more difficult, but hardly impossible. The link isn’t active yet, but the TIFF website should soon have a section called “How to Festival” which explains it in detail, but it’s a little hard to follow for first-time attendees.

The first thing to figure out is how many movies you want to see. If you want to see less than five films, it makes sense to wait until late August / early September when the single tickets go on sale. A couple of days before the first screening (Fri Sep 5 this year) the tickets for all films still available (some sell out during the advanced draw…more on that in a minute) go on sale on the website. They’ll be about $21 each at that point, if I remember right.

If you want to do five or more, I’d recommend going into the advanced draw. What that means is that some time in July (I think) packages will go on sale on the website for 10 films, 30 films, 50 films, etc. When you buy those you don’t choose your films, you just reserve a place in the advanced draw for n screenings. In late August they publish the list of films, and then the schedule; on the day they publish the schedule — the last Tuesday, usually — you go to the box office here in Toronto and pick up your selection forms. If you’re from out of town, I believe they FedEx it to you.

Let’s say you buy a 10-film package and your package arrives on Wednesday. You make a 1st choice and 2nd choice for all 5 films (assuming you want 2 tickets for each screening). You do this in case your first choice is already sold out. Try to keep the 1st and 2nd choice in the same time slot; it’s easier to keep track of your schedule and you avoid time conflicts. You fill out the submission form using their crazy little colored highlighter system and FedEx it back to Toronto. When it arrives it goes, in order of arrival, into a numbered box for the advanced lottery; Friday noon is the cutoff time. Let’s say your envelope lands in box #55. On Friday afternoon the TIFF announces the box that’s drawn in the lottery. Let’s say there are 60 boxes in all, and they draw box #8.

What this means is they start in box #8 and give everyone there their first choice of screenings. They continue on to box #9, and so on, in order. When they get to someone who’s requested a screening that’s sold out, they go to that person’s second choice. If that second choice is also sold out, that person gets nothing for that slot…more on that in a minute. When they get to the last box (#60, for this example), they go back to box #1 and continue from there. I’ve been very close to the drawn box, and I’ve been very far away. Even the year that I figured I was screwed, I still went 14 for 15 with either my 1st or 2nd choice. Of course, it also depends which screenings you choose: if you’re out for the hot tickets with the big stars, your chances are worse in the crunch than if you went for slightly more obscure titles.

Some time on Saturday or Sunday you’ll get an email telling you what movies you got, and whether you have any that came up empty. On Monday — Labour Day — you line up at Yonge & College to pick up your tickets and, if you missed out on any of your choices, to select a new screening. I’ve only had to do this once, and if you go prepared (i.e., knowing your schedule) it’s no trouble. I’m not sure how out-of-towners do this, to be honest, but I’m sure there’s an existing process. They deliberately make it complicated, I think, to weed out the casually interested movie-goer. It sounds complex, but we’ve walked other people through it.

The other alternative, and it’s a pretty good one for first-timers, is the Visa Screening Room. You need a Visa (obviously) and I think it has to be a gold card, but here’s how it works: when the packages go on sale on the website you can get two Visa Screening Room packages (there are two options, the early screenings and the late screenings…two different films each night). It gives you eight films in eight nights at the same theatre, at the same time each night. You have no choice over what you see — you won’t know the lineup until later — but they tend toward “bigger” films as the Elgin (aka, Visa Screening Room) is one of the best theatres. Obviously if you’re not planning to spend eight nights here, this won’t work for you, but it takes out all the guesswork and scheduling and rushing between theatres. The catch is that you have to move fast: these packages sell out the same day they go on sale, probably within hours.

General tips:

  • Stars/directors usually only show up for the first screening of a film (or, in some cases, the screening at a big venue). If seeing the stars or asking the director questions is important to you, aim for earlier screenings and/or screenings at venues like the Elgin or Ryerson.
  • Sorting through 500+ films can be tough; I, being a geek, tend to put the schedule into Excel right away and start filtering by what I want to see, what my wife wants to see, what times just don’t work, short films, etc., etc. Then it’s just down to juggling the schedule and deciding between two films you really want to see. If you go the single-ticket route and skip the advanced draw, then it’s quite easy.
  • Every year you get the option to buy the ‘Bible’, the giant catalog of films. It’s $40, but I like to get it because 1) it’s a nice memento, and 2) it’s somehow easier to be captivated by the description of a film in this book than on the website. Don’t ask, I don’t know why, it just is. Must be the fresh, chemical-y ink.
  • I’ve found the films I enjoyed the most were the ones that I didn’t see coming. Really memorable ones like Day Night Day Night, Requiem or Blindsight didn’t have a single actor I recognized, but there was just something about the description that grabbed me. I’ve had reasonable success, I think, because I don’t go for either the really big OR the really obscure.
  • Skip screenings at Roy Thompson Hall. They’re gala events, very expensive, always sold out and really only interesting if you’re press or a starfucker. The film will always play, sans star & red carpet, at another theatre. Also, Galas generally come out in theatres two weeks after the festival ends, so I tend to skip ’em. Again, this comes down to whether you’re drawn to star power or the films themselves.
  • Leave time between screenings. While the website tells you exactly how long the film is, there’s always an intro, there’s often a Q&A afterward, delays are frequent, some theatres are far apart, and if you want a good seat you’ll be in line at least 30 minutes before the showtime. I always build at least 90 minutes between when I expect movie A should finish and movie B should begin.
  • This blog is pretty good: he’s an out-of-towner and describes every detail of the advanced lottery process. No 2008 update as yet.

Hope that helps.

"Unfortunately for us, blind fucking bats tend to vote Democratic."

Last night we watched Recount (imdb | rotten tomatoes), a recently-made HBO film about the 2000 Gore/Bush election battle in Florida. Amazingly enough (’cause we kind of knew the outcome already) it was tense, gripping stuff. I realized, as I watched it, that I knew almost nothing of the street fight — that’s really what it became — that broke out in those days immediately following the election. Normally I’d have been glued to my TV during that time, but I happened to be working on an insane project, locked in a windowless Mississauga data centre for days at a time. I remember waking up to find a Globe and Mail on my front porch declaring Bush the president, and my friend Jane (who was working on the same project) had a copy of the Globe declaring Gore the winner. Or the other way around. Anyway, that’s all I remember.

So this film was interesting to me, as it laid out the legal battles and protests and political maneuvers that were happening in those initial days, and finally resolved with the bizarre Supreme Court ruling. When you think about the ridiculously tiny number of votes separating the two candidates, and the legal minutiae that decided whether the votes would finally be counted, it’s staggering to think that these tiny events would lead to an eight-year term that will surely have monumental impacts on America’s future.

While the film was certainly more sympathetic to the Democrat point of view, it showed grudging respect for James Baker, cabinet minister under Reagan and Bush I and the lead attorney in the Bush camp. No quarter was spared, however, for then-Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris.

[tags]recount, hbo, florida 2000, james baker, katherine harris[/tags]

Indiana Jones and the Ill-Advised CGI

Just got back from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (imdb | rotten tomatoes), following brunch with CBGB at Eggstasy. I felt pretty much the same about brunch as I did about the movie: it was what I expected, just like every time before, except for one little wrinkle.

When we arrived for brunch we were seated near the door. The crowds on weekends at Eggstasy are such that you don’t argue about where you sit, you just sit. So sit we did, and eat, and everything was fine. Good food, everyone’s order showed up as planned, quick turnaround and off to the movie. But it was cold when we ate, being so close to the open door & windows; not cold enough to put me off the meal, just enough to make me notice.

It didn’t stop there: when we got to the theatre it was freezing. Cold enough that the girls kept their jackets on and my nose felt frosty for the first half of the film. Somebody got a little anxious with the a/c, methinks. Anyway, the film: it was a good old-fashioned Indy movie, no doubt about it. It started fast & never really slowed down, it was exciting and funny, it gave the whip and the hat starring roles…everything I’d expect. It definitely got a little weird toward the end, but I can live with that. There was just one little thing that bugged me: this unfortunate tendency to use CGI even when the story doesn’t really need it. Indy’s Indy because he bashes things and jumps off of stuff and makes with the smart-ass, not because he gets help from CGI ewoks monkeys. That sequence added absolutely nothing to the story, and it looked ridiculous.

All in all the brunch and the movie were good…the cold air, the a/c and the CGI just left me feeling a little cold.

[tags]indiana jones, kingdom of the crystal skull, eggstasy[/tags]

"Um yeah, Satan's Camaro? It's stalking me!"

Given that it’s been a relatively lazy long weekend so far, we’ve watched a couple of movies.

Transformers (imdb | rotten tomatoes) was a pretty acceptable little action movie. Flashy and dumb like all Michael Bay films, but the special effects were amazing and we actually laughed quite a few times…especially at Shia LaBeouf’s parents. Stupid, but fun.

The Lives Of Others (imdb | rotten tomatoes) was juuuuuust about the polar opposite of Transformers. Not at all flashy or fast-paced, but a scary study of life in East Germany in the 1980s. Well, scary but…uplifting somehow. Or reassuring. Or just slightly less scary. Anyway, it was very good…though not good enough to steal the best Foreign Language Film Oscar away from Pan’s Labyrinth, in my opinion. Still, I’d recommend it.

[tags]transformers, the lives of others[/tags]

"If God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!"

Today my objective was to laugh at a movie screen. I think I accomplished that.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall (imdb | rotten tomatoes) was better than I thought it would be. Funny in that same combination of crude and clever as The 40-Year-Old Virgin. We both laughed a lot. By the way: Mila Kunis…girlfriend du jour.

Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (imdb | rotten tomatoes) was…well, ridiculous. Neither Nellie or I thought it was very good, but then again neither of us liked the original the first time we saw it either. I chuckled a couple of times, but that was about it.

[tags]forgetting sarah marshall, harold, kumar, guantanamo bay[/tags]

"Water and cemeteries… pretty safe bets."

Second straight night of decent sleep. It’s like I’m on vacation.

Last night all we did was watch Mr. Brooks (imdb | rotten tomatoes), which I actually kind of liked. The ratings weren’t great, but I thought it was an entertaining (if grisly) story. Kevin Costner and William Hurt were both (ha ha) really good, and Demi Moore didn’t bug me like she usually does, so…yeah. Not bad at all.

It’s been a lazy Sunday so far. Kind of gray and cold outside so we stayed in for the morning, watching some TV, cleaning up, etc. I think we may go see another movie this afternoon. Maybe two movies. Damn, I love these quiet periods between courses…

[tags]mr. brooks[/tags]

"Give me a Scotch. I'm starving."

Nine hours of sleep was just what the doctor ordered, even if it did mean going to bed like lame old people around 11:00. Still, after the week that was and stuffing ourselves with beer and pasta at Smokeless Joe, we didn’t have a lot of energy.

This morning, though, I was well awake. After catching up on email & feeds I grabbed some bagels from St. Urbain, some pretzels from the farmer’s market and a cappuccino for Nellie in the hopes of luring her out of the bed. Not long after that we quit the condo in search of goods & services. We struck out on the household stuff (we need a filing cabinet, a humidifier and an air purifier, but the selection at Staples/Canadian Tire was lacking) but picked up some other stuff…hiking shoes for Nellie, sunglasses & jeans for me. Dropping those off at home, and loving the weather, we set out to find a patio.

The Jason George was packed, so we tried the Flatiron & Firkin instead. We sat down on the warm, sunny patio and ordered a beer. It did not suck (to wit: I actually said “This does not suck.”) to sit in the sunshine and drink a Rickard’s white. Then things started to go wrong: the sun went behind the clouds, which cooled things off. Then the wind came up, which made it downright chilly. Then our food arrived, but not the calamari appetizer we’d ordered. We ate our meal quickly; it got so cold Nellie actually had to switch seats and hide behind the wall to stay out of the wind. After we finished our meals (my veggie burger was awful, by the way…it was like a giant piece of carrot pressed into a hockey puck) the calamari showed up. I would have been more annoyed except that it was piping hot, and I was cold, so you do the math. I scarfed it and we got the bill…then waited around forever for the server to bring us our change. I wanted to leave a crap tip; Nellie would not allow it. No balls, that girl.

However, we would not let a little cold or bad service ruin our day. Stopping back at the apartment to get changed, we found a showtime for Iron Man (imdb | rotten tomatoes) at the new theatre at Yonge & Dundas and took off. First of all, the theatre: it was our first time (it only opened a month or so ago) and…wow. Seats: comfy, reclining and plentiful. Screens: fracking ginormous. Dizzying combination of screaming teenagers and spinning lights making the Paramount Scotiabank theatre so nauseating: absent. I think we have a winner. Iron Man was, as promised, very good. Certainly one of the best superhero movies to date, if not the best. Go see. Fun for the whole family.

After that we just had a little time for a walk, then back home to relax a bit, make dinner and watch another movie. More on that tomorrow. For now…more sleep.

[tags]iron man, flatiron and firkin[/tags]