Dear TTC

Hey there Toronto Transit Commission. Meet me at camera two.

I love that you now have email alerts for service disruptions. I know now when a subway stops running so that I can avoid the station, stay at work, call a cab, etc. Been getting them for a couple of months now. Very helpful.

However, it would be just a tidge more helpful if you would also email when the disruption ends, so I know when I can start using your service again. For all I know these outages are lasting hours, or even days. Might want to keep us in the loop. Just a thought. Cheers.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes the paycheque

Oh yes, this is just what I need: unfettered access to Canali.

Just a few years ago, Harry Rosen Inc. found that consumers weren’t ready to buy its luxury men’s wear online. They worried about using credit cards on the Internet, and didn’t like to purchase clothes without trying them on first.

Lately, however, the retailer’s research has found attitudes have come around, so by next April the chain plans on finally launching an e-commerce site. One factor working in the company’s favour is that new, younger customers are already comfortable purchasing online and they’re at ease buying shoes and jeans, items that used to be a hard sell owing to sizing standards. Perhaps the most compelling thing Harry Rosen’s research came up with was that it could generate up to 10-per-cent more business with an e-shopping site.

That last sentence has a mistake in it. It should read ‘…it could generate up to 10-per-cent more business from a single IP address in downtown Toronto with an e-shopping site.’

Oh, and…’e-shopping’? What is this, 1996? Maybe Marina Strauss should’ve mentioned how Harry Rosen plans to get on the information superhighway.

"You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed."

Wired published an article last week called “Five Useless Gadgets You Should Throw in the Trash Right Now.” Setting aside the environmentally-unfriendliness of that for a second, I wonder how reasonable it would be for the average person to eschew everything on that list. I’m pretty accepting of technology, but all other things being equal I won’t adopt something — or get rid of it — if doing so constrains me. Their list was:

  1. printers
  2. scanners
  3. built-in optical drives
  4. fax machines
  5. landline phones

There’s only one thing on that list I could entirely live without: fax machines. I don’t own one but I have to occasionally use one for work, but only when there’s no other way. I always put up a fight before resorting to faxing. I rarely use my scanner (usually it’s in an attempt to avoid faxing…I scan and email a signed document) but I wouldn’t even bother to own one unless it was built into my printer. Speaking of which…I don’t use my printer that often (a standard 500-sheet pack of paper will last me a few years) but there are still enough cases where I can’t avoid it, like boarding passes until everyone sorts out the emailed/texted version. Optical drives are something else I barely use…when I got my new computer I installed some software from CD, but only because there’s where I had it. I’m sure I could have downloaded most of it just as easily. In this case it cost me nothing to include a CD writer and would have saved me nothing to take it out, and at least this way I can still make CDs for my dad, so I got one.

The landline phone seems to be the one I can’t get rid of. I suppose this is mainly because I don’t have a mobile. With my Blackberry (which isn’t voice-enabled) I haven’t needed one, and wouldn’t get one just to replace my landline. While I know lots of people who do use a cell instead of a landline, I think Canadian mobile pricing makes it a less attractive option here than elsewhere.

By the way, that title is one of the lines from Office Space, when Samir and Michael want to kill the printer/copier. When I checked imdb to verify I had the line right, I noticed that pretty much every line in the film is listed in the ‘memorable quotes’ section. Here’s my suggestion for how to quantify the ‘cult-ness’ of a movie: (imdb memorable quote page length) ÷ (movie script length).

God bless the Google 20%

Gmail Labs (neat but non-standard things you can add to Gmail) has come up with what might be the greatest invention ever devised for students: Mail Goggles.

When you enable Mail Goggles, it will check that you’re really sure you want to send that late night Friday email. And what better way to check than by making you solve a few simple math problems after you click send to verify you’re in the right state of mind?

Brilliant. Question though: where the frack was Google when I was young and foolish?

The great migration

I took a break from setting up the new computer, during the only few hours of the day it didn’t seem to be raining, to see our last Toronto FC game of the season. Things didn’t look good for a long time…an FC defender headed the ball into his own net in the first half, but with just 15 minutes left in the name Marvel Wynne made an amazing run to the middle and blasted it over the Houston keeper to gain a 1-1 tie.

Back home and back to setting up the new hotness, with another long break to order pizza and watch The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (which I really liked) and how here I sit, surrounded by boxes, watching an amazingly clear TV picture in one corner of my screen while I blog on another and watch my Samurize stats in yet another.

[tags]new computer, toronto fc, houston dynamo, the assassination of jesse james by the coward robert ford[/tags]

Dude, you got a yeah whatever snxxxzzzzzzzz

The new computer arrived today but I’m far too wiped to do anything about it. Much as I want to start playing with the new hotness I’m not looking forward to moving all my crap over and doing all the requisite setups and installs. Going out for drinks last night with some MBA friends just made me sleepy, and a long day at work followed by a pile of thai food has pretty much put me in a sweet little coma.

However, there’s nothing on the agenda for the upcoming weekend, save the Toronto FC game tomorrow afternoon, leaving me with plenty of time to set up the computer and deliver the boxes to their inescapable destiny: cat fortress.

[tags]new computer, dell desktop[/tags]

One step forward…

The (somewhat) good news for Canadian wireless customers: Rogers has caved and come up with a less horrid plan for the iPhone. You get 6GB for $30, but only if you sign up before Aug 31. And you still have to get a 3-year contract.

The bad news: Bell and Telus are using this opportunity, when all the ill will and reporting is aimed at Rogers, to announce that they’ll now be charging for incoming text messages, not just outgoing. From CTV:

Telus spokesperson Shawn Hall told CTV News the reason for the “moderate charge” is to “recover the cost of the investment we’re making in the network to handle the exponential growth in text messaging.”

Um, hang on. That doesn’t so much make with the, you know, sense. They’ve always charged $0.15 to send a message, right? And judging by their statement, the economics used to work. Let’s say that 5 years ago when there were (I’m making this up; the exact numbers don’t really matter) 1,000,000 text messages send, Bell made $150,000 and paid $150,000 for the infrastructure to support that (again, based on their earlier statement). Presumably that was a combination of the maintenance/operational cost and amortization on the hardware that they set up years before. So let’s say that there are now (again, making this up) 10,000,000 text messages sent; Bell would receive $1,500,000 and, unless texting hardware/software has gotten more expensive (and I’m really betting that it hasn’t), they would pay $1,500,000 to maintain it. Except that Bell will now earn $3,000,000 and pay $1,500,000, for a tidy profit (regardless of what the actual numbers are). Even if Bell has to upgrade their infrastructure to accommodate the additional volume, they can take the up-front hit and net out ahead as the equipment depreciates.

It would appear that Bell and Telus are dressing up a cash grab as a pity play. Oh, you customers love texting so much we’re just going to have to buy some new toys, but we’ll have to charge you extra. Rubbish. You’re a for-profit company, it’s well within your rights to look at the demand in the market and say, “Hey, people love texting so much that we could charge twice as much for it and volume wouldn’t go down by half, so it makes a ton of sense for our bottom line. Let’s do that.” Don’t pretend it’s to improve customer satisfaction. Look at how well that worked for banks with ATM “convenience fees”.

[UPDATE] While it’s unsurprising that the NDP would protest such a consumer-unfriendly fee, when you get the Conservative industry minister fighting you, you’ve probably gone too far.

[tags]rogers, telus, bell, canadian data rates, text messages[/tags]