"If I decide to do it, by definition it's good policy."

Yesterday on esquire.com Ron Suskind wrote an excellent little piece about the legacy of President Bush the second entitled What Bush Meant. The first problem with his presidency is summed up in one paragraph:

George Walker Bush is not a stupid or a bad man. But in his conduct as president, he behaved stupidly and badly. He was constrained by neither the standards of conduct common to the average professional nor the Constitution. This was not ignorance but a willful rejection on Bush’s part, in the service of streamlining White House decision-making, eliminating complexity, and shutting out dissenting voices. This insular mind-set was and is dangerous. Rigorous thinking and hard-won expertise are both very good things, and our government for the past eight years has routinely debased and mocked these virtues.

The second problem was, essentially, a refusal to acknowledge the first:

President Bush was unmoved by any arguments that challenged his assumptions. Debate was silenced, expertise was punished, and diversity of opinion was anathema, so much so that his political opponents–other earnest Americans who want the best for their country–were, to him and his men, the moral equivalent of the enemy. It is important to note just how different such conduct has been from the conduct of other presidents from both parties.

Anyone who has drawn this sad conclusion has been dismissed as a “Bush hater” by those who defend the president.

It seems overly simplistic to narrow everything down to these two self-reinforcing problems, but I believe this is the basis for what’s befallen America these past eight years.

There’s a George Bernard Shaw quote I’ve always liked: “The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.” This morning it occurred to me that Shaw’s statement is incomplete. Technically all change depends on the unreasonable man. If the change is for the better, then it’s progress; if not, we’re left with the task of repairing the damage he’s done.

[tags]george bush, ron suskind, george bernard shaw, esquire[/tags]

Pop!

This has been sitting in my starred feed items for a while and I forgot to blog about it. It shows the generic name for soft drinks, broken down by (American) county. Growing up I always called it pop, and I have yet to visit a place in Canada that refers to it otherwise…strange, since all of the northeastern states seem to call it “soda.”

I’m not surprised to see the red…years ago when I was consulting in Texas and going out for lunch with clients, this would be the typical conversation:

Server: “What would y’all like to drink?”

Client: “Coke.”

Server: “What kind?”

Client: “Sprite.”

Server: “Coming up.”

The first few times this happened I was pretty confused. For a while I even thought it was just Chuck — funniest man alive — messing with me. It took me a while to dope out. Honestly, my brain was still busy dealing with the idea that tornadoes happened here. The hotel I was staying in even had “In case of a tornado…” instructions on the door right next to the usual “In case of a fire…” I’m used to seeing.

[via Strange Maps]

[tags]generic names for soft drinks, strange maps, chuck kirby[/tags]

Falling off the wagon. Into a pit of grease.

I miss chicken. Ever since I stopped eating meat (except fish, which I don’t even really like) last year I’ve found the toughest thing to replace was chicken. Not because I enjoyed it more than any other meat — I believe that distinction would go to sausage — but because it was such a big part of my diet. I ate it in salad, I ate it in burger form, I liked it stir-fried, barbecued and on pizza. So I miss it.

Recently I’ve discovered that veggie faux-chicken burgers taste just like the cheap-ass chicken burgers I used to get from the canteen in my university dorm, which is great for sentimental value, but they’re nothing like the real chicken burgers I used to get.

So I’m both excited and horrified that the new KFC unchicken burger is, apparently, fantastic. Even PETA thinks so, for chrissakes. PETA, by the way, seems to be relatively ok with KFC now that (in Canada, anyway) the chickens are killed much more humanely, but still…I wouldn’t have expected love for any of the greasy crow’s foodstuffs.

I want to try one, but I think the general ambient smell inside a KFC would make me vom. What to do?

[tags]kfc, unchicken burger, peta[/tags]

Miniskirts don't show off legs. People wearing miniskirts show off legs.

Hey, look everybody. Bans!

From the Globe and Mail: [Ontario Premier Dalton] McGuinty calls for outright ban on handguns. The awful part here is the reader comments. The idiocy displayed in the Globe’s comment section, especially for contentious issues like gun control, is really approaching Speak You’re Branes quality. My favourites so far:

Thank the libbies for young offenders,when I was a kid there was the national anthem then the lords prayer,take out the prayer and you have an unconcious society of kids that dont believe they will ever be accountable,,,ya ya I know Im a christian wingnut and the bible is a fantasy,,,,,well snow white,, is a fantasy too and its not condemned in the schools,the best is if you ever read the bible read revelations,it speaks about all this ,not bad for a book that some say was just written by men 2000 years ago,,,,,,,God Bless

and

When I’m in the back woods, I carry my pistol for defence from bears, rabid animals, or anything else.

My god…imagine the fun when this gentleman actually encounters an angry bear in the woods and thinks a handgun is going to stop it. Unless he’s carrying a .50 caliber or he goes for strolls in the Hundred Acre Wood, he’s in trouble.

.:.

From the BBC: Uganda seeking miniskirt ban.

Uganda’s ethics and integrity minister says miniskirts should be banned – because women wearing them distract drivers and cause traffic accidents. Nsaba Buturo told journalists in Kampala that wearing a miniskirt was like to walking naked in the streets.

“What’s wrong with a miniskirt? You can cause an accident because some of our people are weak mentally,” he said.

Mental weakness? Hard to believe when one of your cabinet ministers shows that kind of stunning insight.

[tags]globe and mail, bbc, dalton mcguinty, handgun ban, uganda, miniskirt ban[/tags]

In which our hero regains an enjoyable bit of his life, post-MBA

Some friends and I played basketball tonight. It was my first time since…oh, since this happened. Actually, I did hurt my wrist again tonight…jammed it on somebody as he ran by. That’s all it is, though…jam or a minor sprain.

It felt good to play again, even if I was terribly out of sync & shape. Thankfully we all were.

One weird thing: in the schoolyard where we played there was this…I dunno, aerobics class or boot camp thing or something. Twenty girls doing push-ups and wind sprints and being barked at by some instructor while listening to the most horrible dance remixes of disco songs (surely the soundtrack in my personal hell), all right next to where we were playing ball. PC got a little distracted when they did stretches, but we persevered.

[tags]basketball, wrist injury[/tags]

Now what?

Ummm, yeah. So I’m done blogging about the MBA. And TIFF is over for another year. So what the hell do I talk about now?

Well, last night we got the remnants of a hurricane. Which was fun. And this morning the American financial system fucking melted. Happy trails, Lehman Brothers. You too Merrill Lynch. Say hello to Bear Stearns for us. Here’s hoping AIG can get up off the mat. Me, I spent the day trying to catch up at the office and wondering how the ass balls I can tame my inbox.

And here’s what’s coming up: Canadiens training camp. A Mogwai concert. A Toronto FC game next weekend. Volo’s cask days. Drinks with two friends and a cousin (all at different times…they don’t know each other) that I’ve been putting off for a while. Dinner with T-Bone. Long overdue blog template redesign. The “some day” category on my RTM task list. PVR annihilation, especially the stuff recorded back in December. Listening (finally) to the following:

  • bonnie prince billy . lie down in the light
  • coldplay . viva la vida or death and all his friends
  • frightened rabbit . sing the greys
  • kings of leon . only by the night
  • lightspeed champion . falling of the lavender bridge
  • mates of state . re-arrange us
  • mgmt . oracular spectacular
  • mogwai . the hawk is howling
  • nick + norah’s infinite playlist . original soundtrack
  • okkervil river . the stand-ins
  • spiritualized . songs in a & e
  • tv on the radio . dear science
  • walkmen . you & me
  • witch . paralyzed
  • wolf parade . at mount zoomer

Reviews:

  • I watched a few minutes of J.J. Abrams’ new show Fringe and that was enough. I liked Cloverfield and all but I want nothing to do with the dude’s shows.
  • The jury’s still out on the new HBO show True Blood. Alan Ball: good. Vampires: boring. Anna Paquin: less hot than I expected. Rutina Wesley, who plays her best friend: my new girlfriend du jour.
  • Bon Iver: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[tags]tiff, lehman brothers, merrill lynch, canadiens, mogwai, toronto fc, volo cask days, fringe, cloverfield, true blood, anna paquin, rutina wesley, bon iver[/tags]

TIFF: final thoughts

So the 2008 Toronto International Film Festival has wrapped. The parties are over, the celebrities have left town (actually, they left several days ago), and red carpets are rolled up and sales at Starbucks have returned to normal. This year’s festival wasn’t without some grumbling though. I’ll get to that in a minute.

As you would have seen if you followed along with my blog during the fest, I graded each film as I saw it. It’s hard to do this, especially in the early days when you’re kind of making up the scale as you go, but I think it feels about right. Here’s a recap; there’s no ranking within each letter grade, they’re just alphabetical.

A: Slumdog Millionaire

A-: Lion’s Den; Waltz with Bashir

B+: Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist; The Brothers Bloom

B: 24 City; A Christmas Tale; It Might Get Loud; Martyrs; New York, I Love You; Under Rich Earth

B-: Ghost, Is There Anybody There?; Me and Orson Welles; Miracle at St. Anna; Public Enemy Number One; Religulous; RocknRolla; Tokyo Sonata; Zack and Miri Make a Porno

C+: Acolytes; Fifty Dead Men Walking; Sauna; Synecdoche, New York; The Hurt Locker

C: Flash of Genius

C-: Birdsong; Deadgirl; Katia’s Sister

D: Not Quite Hollywood

I clearly wasn’t the only person who thought Slumdog Millionaire was the best movie at the festival. Yesterday the Danny Boyle film was named the Cadillac People’s Choice Award winner. That, however, is indicative of one of the problems people had with this year’s festival: the top films this year were already the top films elsewhere. Peter Howell writes in this morning’s Star:

Many of the films that drew attention and praise – The Wrestler, The Hurt Locker and Slumdog Millionaire among them – arrived with laurels already bestowed at the Venice and Telluride festivals. I can’t think of a single world premiere that really mattered at TIFF this year. The fest seemed like a giant second-run theatre.

Pair this with the fact that the Hollywood schmooze factor seemed to kick into overdrive this year — the screening of a vapid Paris Hilton (is that redundant?) documentary seemed to disappoint people, and I now know more people who attend parties and after-parties than who see any films — and people are starting to worry. There’s always been a mix of important films and celebrity worship at this festival, but it seems the latter is winning.

I suspect the two are unrelated, though. True film fans can shrug off all the red carpet bullshit as a necessary evil, but I suspect they’re less willing to accept that their festival will lose the relevance and reputation it’s acquired as a home for big, important films — the kickoff to Oscar season, if you will. Those film fans can take comfort knowing that there are still dozens of great small, independent and rewarding films screened at the festival each year, but to me the variety has always been a big draw, and the justification for the high ticket prices.

The afore-mentioned Star article offers some remedies, first among them to hold their ground against the likes of the Venice, Telluride and New York festivals. Here’s hoping Piers Handling, Noah Cowan and the rest of the festival organizers can tear their attention away from the Bell Lightbox long enough to do so.

[tags]tiff, tiff08, slumdog millionaire, bell lightbox[/tags]

Miracle at St. Anna

Our final film, and one of the last screenings of the festival, was Miracle at St. Anna (tiff), Spike Lee’s latest effort. Given that we were pretty tired, and our asses were pretty sore, I didn’t relish the idea of sitting through a nearly-three-hour film, but it never felt that long. There was plenty to keep us occupied right from the opening scene.

If Spike Lee set out to add a film about black soldiers to the WWII canon, I think he accomplished his goal. This had all the right elements of action, humour and character with a little intrigue thrown in. I can’t say whether he faithfully recounted James McBride’s novel, but he delivered a good story in his own voice. There are some scenes that are just so quintessentially Spike Lee, like the portrait shot of the four soldiers glaring into the camera and peeling off one by one until the camera swings around and you see what they were looking at. Very Lee, and always interesting.

There was some mild overacting and an overly sappy ending, but overall this was a good way to close out the festival.

B-

[tags]tiff, tiff08, miracle at st anna[/tags]

Under Rich Earth

Normally the Real to Reel programme is a big one for me at TIFF, as I’m a big fan of documentaries, but this year I chose only two. It Might Get Loud was all kinds of fun, but different than the kind of documentary I’d normally enjoy.

Under Rich Earth (tiff), on the other hand, is precisely the kind of documentary I like to watch. It grabbed you right away, something I wouldn’t necessarily expect from a story about mining politics in a small Ecuadorian village. I knew nothing about this story, despite it having a local connection: the mining company involved in the dispute is Canadian mining company Ascendant Copper Corporation. It centered on a series of recent confrontations between the villagers and paramilitaries (whom the villagers allege were hired by Ascendant, which the company denied), and from there spirals out to include politics, government corruption, economic pressures, PR, globalization and a host of other factors which the documentary maker just didn’t have time to go into, but did touch on in his Q&A afterward.

If you want to know more about the film and the topic, check out UnderRichEarth.com.

B

[tags]tiff, tiff08, under rich earth[/tags]

The Ghost

Also known as Domovoy (tiff) this was a decent little Russian assassin movie. Good story (if a wee bit predictable), slick action and a cool bad guy made it a respectable entry in this year’s lineup.

My biggest complaint was the music. It was bad, which I can deal with, but it was also unbelievably loud. Some shrill woman’s voice singing in Russian with the volume so high in the mix that several people in the theatre actually had to plug their ears, including Nellie. The rest of the sound was fine…dialogue, gun shots, cars, everything…but when the music came in it was like nails on a chalkboard. Hopefully they clean that up.

B-

[tags]tiff, tiff08, the ghost, domovoy[/tags]