Jack LeStat

Link dump:

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24 started last night, as everyone now knows. Already it’s totally predictable, and yet I’ll watch the whole season. It’s like watching sports: you watch 60 minutes for the few brief flashes of interesting, compelling action scattered throughout. It’s a marathon, not a sprint.

[tags]gdp density, france, smoking ban, the onion, 24[/tags]

"Because of this, she is not a real Seeing Eye bitch, and is also mentally deranged."

The Onion A.V. Club sums up what’s wrong with 21st century game shows:

There’s something about Deal Or No Deal that’s more insidious than its molasses-pace and spotlit emptiness. Like 1 Vs. 100—like our culture, increasingly—it neither encourages nor rewards actual intelligence and talent. It rewards hope, self-regard, and blind persistence.

Idiocracy, here we come. Really, when you consider the success that game shows like Deal Or No Deal and Who Wants To Be A Millionaire have enjoyed recently, it’s a tribute to ABC that they’ve kept Jeopardy on the air for so long without dumbing it down.

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While the story about Toronto Transit Commission chair Adam Giambrone accepting a challenge to let the public make suggestions for the TTC website revamp was in all the Toronto blogs last week, it’s finally seeped into the mainstream media. This story makes my inner geek all warm and fuzzy. Congratulations to Robert Ouellette of Reading Toronto for getting something done, and well done Adam Giambrone.

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The Doha round of World Trade Organization talks may still have some life, though the clock (on President Bush’s “fast-track” authority, specifically) is ticking. Ultimately, this is a case where a lame-duck president could come in handy; if Bush were facing re-election in 2008 there’s absolutely no chance he’d cut $20 billion in farm subsidies.

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The Canadiens are now mired in what can only be called a slump. They’ve lost 3 straight, partly because of the flu bug that’s floored half the team, and partly because New Jersey just has their number. The Habs need to locate their scoring touch, and soon, because the Senators and the Rangers are turning on the jets.

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Last night we watched Everything Is Illuminated (imdb | rotten tomatoes), the movie adaptation of a book I read a few years back. I wondered how director Liev Schreiber would deal with the third, most fantastical storyline; it turns out he ignored it altogether. It was the right choice, if also the boring one; there was no good way to put that on the screen and still hold the other storyline(s) together, and yet that storyline was the only thing that made the book stand out from the rest of the story which had been told hundreds of times before. What remained in the film was good, but not new.
[tags]deal or no deal, 1 vs 100, who wants to be a millionaire, jeopardy, ttc, adam giambrone, robert ouellette, wto, doha round, canadiens, everything is illuminated[/tags]

Best. Lineup. EVER.

Five days before Christmas…you’d expect hellish lines at the airport, right? Well, we arrived at the Westjet counter to find a line consisting of precisely zero people. None. Rien. We strolled on up, got the first agent, and zipped through security to our gate. Sweet!

The downside, of course, is that we now had an hour to kill before boarding. We just had a walk around the terminal, bought some trash magazines (Details for me, Cosmo for Nellie) and had a snack. Oh well; I’d rather sit and read for half an hour than risk getting caught in a line.

All in all the airport is remarkably quiet. Note to self: travel on Wednesday afternoons whenever possible.

[tags]pearson airport, westjet, lineups[/tags]

"Aw yeah. That golden rule."

We finished season 4 of The Wire last night. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: best show on TV. And I cannot wait for season 5.

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I see that someone has claimed my old Radiodan blogspot URL. In case anyone’s worried that I’ve lapsed into writing long treatises on the subject of radio dramas, t’ain’t me. Update your links & readers.

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Use transit in Toronto? This map is quickly going to become indispensable, methinks. [via Torontoist]

[tags]the wire, radiodan, toronto transit[/tags]

"I'm a normal [ed: extremely hot] person, I'm doing all right."

My brother has left the dark ages and entered the age of enlightenment. That is, he’s switched from Blogger to WordPress. Go say hi.

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From Yahoo: Kate Winslet slams ‘ultra-thin’ glamorization. Hear, hear. For my part, I encourage more women to look like Kate Winslet.

The three examples the article suggests as poor role models are “Kate Moss, Nicole Richie and Victoria Beckham”; I daresay there are reasons beyond their looks which make them poor role models…

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After leaving the latest season of The Wire sitting on the shelf for several weeks (except the season premiere, which we watched a few weeks back), we’ve been on a tear this weekend. We have just four episodes left…and I think the finale aired tonight.

Dominic West has hardly been on this season; maybe he was busy filming 300.

[tags]blogger, wordpress, kate winslet, the wire, dominic west[/tags]

Time is not on my side

According to the {1/2 your age + 7} rule It will be August of 2017 before I can look at Hayden Panettiere and not feel like a lech.

That could be a problem ’cause…well, look. That’s what I see in hi-def every week. NOT fair.

Wait…I wouldn’t be able to date her until 2017*, but I only have to feel like a lech ’til she’s 19…and that’s in two years! Sweet! Heroes probably won’t even last that long…

*of course, I’ll still be married to my lovely wife. right honey? ha ha. ha ha ha ha.
[tags]hayden panettiere, heroes[/tags]

You wanna close your flap, that I don't forego my eggs?

Vacation days are good for one’s sanity. Not that I have any particular stress in my life; it just helps to break up the routine.

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According to the doctor I’m experiencing some acid reflux. No ulcers or anything else untoward. Should be able to take care of it with a prescription and eschewing habanero peppers.

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I finished the last episode of Deadwood today. After not liking it much to start I was completely into it by the end, and Al Swearengen went from annoying me to being one of my favourite characters on TV.

I also caved and watched the first few hours of Battlestar Galactica, which Nellie’s been raving about for two months. I liked it, but I think she’s set my expectations impossibly high. Still, it seems entertaining enough for me to watch. I just have to get through the current season of The Wire first. Damn you, HBO.

[tags]acid reflux, deadwood, battlestar galactica[/tags]

I'll just have to find some other trappist ale

We had dinner at Volo tonight with my university friend Farmboy and his wife. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…pasta n’ beer. I’m sad, though; they no longer carry the delirium tremens.

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Kristen Bell: even hotter in high definition. Hooray for technology.

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It would seem that …And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead might be self-destructing. I’m glad I saw them when I had the chance.
[tags]bar volo, kristen bell, and you will know us by the trail of dead[/tags]

Top Ten TV

Nellie asked for top ten TV show lists. Here’s mine, in alphabetical order:

  • Deadwood (HBO): it took me a while to get into it, and it’s taking me forever to get through it (due to my own time constraints, not the show’s quality) but I’ve come to love the brutal, profane, quirky, startling, treacherous and often hilarious town of Deadwood. Technically, Deadwood’s off the air now, but I’m including it since I’ve only just started season 3.
  • Friday Night Lights (NBC): it hovers right on the border of a soapy teen drama without ever crossing the line, and does almost as good a job as the film did in showing how the twin religions of christianity and football swirl together in small-town Texas.
  • Heroes (NBC): I don’t think their refinement and manipulation of the Lost doctrine — which they’ve wielded pretty effectively to this point — can last, so I’m going to enjoy this while it lasts.
  • It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (F/X): never — on North American televison, anyway — has there been a comedy that so effectively mixed political incorrectness, satire and sheer comic timing. It’s gone downhill since Danny DeVito came on board, but it’s still a hundred times edgier than anything on network TV.
  • The Office (NBC): after hiding in the long shadow cast by the original, the American series has become the only worthwhile comedy on the networks. This show needed three things: Steve Carell had to hit his own non-David-Brent stride (he did), the romantic tension between Jim and Pam had to work (it does) and the timing of the actors — especially the Jim/Tim character’s — had to be impeccable (it is).
  • The Shield (F/X): this is the most ferocious show not on HBO, and Vic Mackey might just be the most interesting character on TV. It’s surprisingly easy to cheer for him and against him at the same time. The supporting cast is excellent, and the last two season-long guest stars — Glenn Close and Forest Whitaker — have put the show into the upper echelon.
  • The Sopranos (HBO): it’s showing it’s age and the schedule is annoying, but there is just no more compelling cast of characters on TV now that Six Feet Under has wrapped. The writers can take any character, even a minor one like Vito, and turn him into a household name in weeks.
  • Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip (NBC): probably the weakest of the ten, but still miles ahead of most network fare. Not as ffrantic as Sports Night and not as meaningful as The West Wing, but still some ahead-of-the-curve writing.
  • The Unit (CBS): speaking of writing, any show written by David Mamet — even a preachy military drama — gets my vote. This show is badly underrated; the action is more intricate than 24, as are the scripts. The show works because of good writing and solid casting: Dennis Haysbert can rock anything, Robert Patrick is T1000-scary as the commanding colonel, the guy who used to be on Felicity (!) is great and even the dude who was on Street Cents fills in nicely. The one redeeming feature of CBS…which is more than I can say for ABC.
  • The Wire (HBO): best show on television. There, I’ve said it.

Shows which didn’t quite make it and, as such, may cause anger in my household

  • Veronica Mars (CW): I just can’t recommend seasons 2 and 3. I’ll admit it, I was hooked on season 1. She was an underdog, she was misunderstood, she was a hardass, she was put-upon…in short, she was compelling. Once you take away the injustice and the righteous anger, though, there’s not much left. It’s still a good show, but I don’t cheer on the inside anymore when Veronica busts a dumbass.
  • 24 (Fox): it’s still tense, I still like Keifer and it definitely keeps my attention, but the writing is awful and they just seem to keep throwing the same story at us over and over and over again. I keep watching, but I’m starting to feel stupid about it.
  • Weeds (Showtime): at first it was interesting to watch them try to make someone so likeable seem so unlikeable, and the sly attacks on suburbia were nice while they lasted, but I grew tired of it all and stopped watching.

Nightly shows that didn’t seem to fit on such a list
The Daily Show, The Colbert Report and Jeopardy: mandatory viewing, all.

[tags]top ten tv shows[/tags]

Fun with Yam and Sharp

A few things we found out last night while testing out the new TV and stereo:

  • Raptors games in hi-def look freakin’ amazing. The Lakers uniforms were so yellow it got hard to look at, and you could see every tragic after-effect of all that surgery on Dyan Cannon’s face.
  • The New World looks stunning on the new TV (and sounds equally stunning in surround sound) but not stunning enough to keep me from nodding off. Star Wars Episode III looks awesome too.
  • If I put the sub-woofer on anything higher than -5, the neighbours will likely kill me.
  • I can’t get the universal remote to control the amp — maybe the codes in the book aren’t made for this new model? — but I did accidentally stumble across the code to control my Soundbridge.
  • Speaking of the Soundbridge, even 128-bit MP3s streamed across a wireless connection sound brilliant on this stereo. The guy who came to set it up was surprised how good it sounded, considering what poor sound you get when you plug an iPod into a real stereo.

[tags]new tv, new stereo, sharp aquos, yamaha, definitive speakers, the new world movie, star wars episode iii, roku soundbridge, raptors, lakers, dyan cannon, hdtv[/tags]