- Poor @modernmod ‘s had his Twitter account hacked. Or he’s gone mad. #
- When did “talk about” become “speak to”? As in, “Yeah , I can speak to that topic.” Drives me nuts. #
- @gajarga I would have argued that making “action” into a verb in place of “do” was the height of verbal douchebaggery. in reply to gajarga #
- Going to see Christopher Hitchens lecture at the ROM in June. http://is.gd/zbvH #
- Who cuts their fingernails at their desk?!? #
- @twitter The ID @modernmod has been hacked and the hacker is posting really offensive stuff. How can the owner reclaim access? #
- People often mistake my introversion for misanthropy. But today? Dan = full-on misanthrope. Look upon me, ye mighty, and get grumbled at. #
- @Timinator Sahara Hotnights: nice. in reply to Timinator #
- @modernmod Welcome back. I look forward to you tweeting only mildly offensive things once again. #
- @tinfoiling Innis & Gunn blonde! Oh, I do so love the springtime… http://is.gd/ziT1 #
- Roy Halladay is a monster. Doff that, A.J. #
Look at what Don Cherry hath wrought
Two nights ago I saw highlights of a disgusting play by Carolina forward Scott Walker. He punched Bruins defenceman Aaron Ward in the face, even though Ward hadn’t dropped his gloves and still had his hands by his sides. Here’s the video:
Almost as disgusting, though, was the NHL’s punishment. Walker wasn’t suspended, even for a game. He wasn’t even given the automatic 1-game suspension for taking an instigator penalty in the final five minutes of a game. That was rescinded. He was fined a token $2,500. The league’s explanation was that Ward could have defended himself but didn’t, and he could see the punch coming. Psychologists refer to this as blaming the victim.
Far be it from me to defend the Bruins — I hate them with a fiery passion, and want badly for Carolina to knock them out of the playoffs — but one thing they did masterfully well on their way to eliminating the Canadiens was not take penalties. The same discipline that should be an admirable trait for a team may have cost Aaron Ward his orbital bone.
I’ll never stop loving hockey, but with every incident like this my hatred for hockey’s so-called “fighting culture” grows. Nobody could look at this incident impartially and think it was anything but patently absurd.
The day's tweets
- I find this even more depressing than it is hilarious: “Tanning bed use increases in recession” http://is.gd/yT4r #
- Neko Case is playing Massey Hall the same week I’m in Nova Scotia. Crapmonkey5000. #
- The Cove won the audience award at #hotdocs09. Well deserved indeed. Go see it when it comes out in August. My review: http://is.gd/yWyj #
- Really, Jack? The Kool Haus? That’s where you’re bringing the Dead Weather? Just…no. http://is.gd/yXfK #
- One more reason to move to France: http://is.gd/yXLq #
- I’ve seen 42 of these. Guess I’d better get to work on the other 33 if I’m to retain my masculinity. http://is.gd/yY8I #
- I miss brijit.com. Anyone know of anything similar? #
- As an impartial observer I want Washington to win tonight only because I want it to go the full seven games. What a series. #
I smell Oscar
The Cove, my favourite film at this year’s Hot Docs, has won the audience prize, just as it did at Sundance. Hopefully that gives it some momentum heading into more festivals and then wide(ish) release this summer.
Cinematical has more coverage, as does the CBC. The latter’s comment thread, predictably, has descended into a debate about the seal hunt. It actually came up in the form of a question to the filmmaker’s at the screening last week, but none of them knew anything about it and so didn’t comment. Or maybe they just didn’t want to divide the crowd and hurt their chances at the audience prize…
The day's tweets
Happy you day, ma
Not much to blog about lately, internet. The mother-in-law arrived for a visit yesterday so we’ve just been keeping her entertained. Last night there was steak barbequed. Tonight, for mother’s day, there will be Indian. Then back to work.
The day's tweets
"If there have been two seemingly immutable trends for the American consumer, they're that he's eaten more every year and driven more every year."
Writing this month in Esquire, stats-man extraordinaire Nate Silver writes about The End Of Car Culture:
In January, according to statistics compiled by the Federal Highway Administration, Americans drove a collective 222 billion miles. That’s a lot of time spent behind the wheel — enough to make roughly eight hundred round-trips to Mars. It translates to about 727 miles traveled for every man, woman, and child in the country. But that figure was down about 4 percent from January 2008, when Americans averaged 757 miles of car travel per person. And this was no aberration: January 2009 was the fifteenth consecutive month in which the average American drove less than he had a year earlier.
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Could it be that there’s been some sort of paradigm shift in Americans’ attitudes toward their cars? Perhaps, given the exorbitant gas prices of last summer, Americans realized that they weren’t quite as dependent on their vehicles as they once thought they were.
For all the talk we hear about economic green shoots, I think this may be one. Or, at the very least, may lead to one. The hope, and typical result, of an economic downturn is the innovation and investment stemming from the realization than the previous way of doing things — an unswerving reliance on driving, in this case — is unsustainable, or at least uneconomical. Maybe that innovation will be in alternative energy; maybe that investment will extend the reach of mass transit.
The real question becomes whether this shift is only a temporary blip. Silver himself writes in the article that the falloff in miles driven is probably a trailing indicator of extremely high gas prices last year. Since prices fell so drastically almost immediately after, will attitudes revert to “normal” and suburban growth resume? Hard to say, but Silver does throw in a couple of interesting wrinkles at the end:
The exceptionally sluggish pace of new-vehicle sales, moreover, in the face of extremely attractive incentives being offered by the automakers might imply that Americans are considering making more-permanent adjustments to their lifestyles. And the denigration of the brand of the Big Three automakers in light of their financial difficulties — about one third of Americans have generally told pollsters they will buy only an American-made car — might reduce some of the patriotic associations with the activity of driving. Building a light-rail system might not persuade Bubba to get rid of his vehicle — but forcing him to buy foreign might.
That last sentence is a portent of marketing to come. Jingoistic patriotism is already a favourite tactic of car makers in the war against imports; how long before automakers cede that part of the market and swing their attention to another of Porter’s forces: substitutes? That is, if there is a recognizable shift from driving to public transit, then how long before the latter is cast as unAmerican?
The day's tweets
- RT @JayOnrait: Producer Tim points out that not only are Man-Ram and A-Rod both potentially juicers… They both have homoerotic nicknames. #
- @ccrosbie Thanks for the follow. It’s LtDan though. 🙂 in reply to ccrosbie #
- @rshevlin Don’t forget the unnecessarily confusing product names. in reply to rshevlin #
- @mgarrity I wish I could visit Patterson’s Creek on a day like today. If you’re walking back downtown from Dow’s take a second to enjoy it! in reply to mgarrity #
- Ever since someone (*cough* @cjsteven *cough) mentioned McDonald’s I’m craving a 1/4 pounder. Which is weird, b/c I *never* want that shit. #
- @Tinfoiling Sigh. Here in Toronto the homeowners are throwing a spaz about coyotes, as if they’re a pack of Cujos out to eat kids. Sad. in reply to Tinfoiling #
- Remind me never, ever to visit Australia. http://is.gd/xbZS #giantspiders #nothankyou #
- It’s gotten to the point now where, when work settles down to a normal level, I feel like I’m missing something or doing something wrong. #
- On phone w/ Rogers. First leg went surprisingly well. Turns out if you swear at the speech reco system you’re kicked to the good agents. #
- @spotlightcity If you visit the Maritimes you can buy a McLobster sandwich. I hear they’re delicious. Ish. http://is.gd/xRj8 in reply to spotlightcity #
- Volo. Not outside, but almost as good. And beer in hand, so all’s well. Happy Friday, everybody. #
"[A] Herculean task"

Once again, Star columnist Christopher Hume has gone and gotten my hopes up about Toronto’s waterfront. Today’s column, Breathing life into Don River, is about redeveloping the foot of the river where it meets Lake Ontario, and contains the lovely little representation seen above. Sigh.
Hume ends the article by saying it’ll take twenty-five years to finish this particular section of waterfront and start moving people into the residential portions. Given the lack of progress I’ve seen since I moved here twelve years ago, I fear he’s being overly optimistic.