Wrath

Today I finished reading Columbine by Dave Cullen (amazon | indigo), one of the best books I’ve read in a while. Cullen breaks down everything you think you know about the shooting at Columbine high school ten years ago and starts the story over again. Telling in equal parts the buildup to the shooting and the aftermath of it, he manages to turn a decade-old news story into something you can’t put down.

As I’ve said before, it’s important to understand why people do things like what Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold did, without resorting to the easy (and dangerous) label of “monster”. They weren’t crazed loners, they weren’t bullied, they weren’t part of a black-clad gang, and they didn’t “snap” and suddenly start shooting. It was a long, complicated plan executed by a full-fledged psycopath and his depressive sidekick.

While Cullen maintains professional distance throughout the book, he can’t hide his disgust with the media, for manufacturing so much incorrect information. He singles out the Washington Post and Rocky Mountain News for doing good work, but his criticism for how the incident was reported among most of the media is clear. There’s also a marked difference in the portrayal of some of the churches. Some of the area religious leaders come across as opportunistic, trying to profit and recruit from the tragedy, while others were criticized for preaching forgiveness.

Columbine should be required reading for those who think they know what happened at Columbine ten years ago, or for anyone who wants to understand better the dangers of media furor.

"Hey Dye, rumour is you suck!"

Yesterday was all kinds of great. I got up early and ran three miles. I went to my first Jays game ever, and a pretty good one at that. Rookie pitcher Robert Ray looked like he was going to take a 1-0 loss to the White Sox, but the Jays scored two in the bottom of the 8th and won it for him. It was fun, especially since we were clearly sitting in the rowdy section, taunting poor Jermaine Dye half to death. The low point was when some sadist decided to play a dance version of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and send all the 30-somethings into fits of righteous indignation. High point: ballpark dog. Yum.

After a quick stop back at home to freshen up, we were off to meet CBGB and assorted family members, first for a drink at the Duke of York (where there was some unfortunate karaoke) followed by dinner at Fieramosca. I’ve had countless great meals there, but this one goes in the hall of fame. All three apps (gamberi, antipasti and prosciutto) were great, all the mains got rave reviews (especially the ones featuring pancetta…including mine), the desserts that showed up were wonderful as always, and the wine went perfectly. The service was, of course, wonderful. We all left feeling very full and very happy.

Unless Nellie buys the ~$49 million lottery ticket while she’s out, I think today’s gonna be a letdown.

The day's tweets

  • I love that “He Needs A Kidney” from last night’s 30 Rock is available on iTunes. http://is.gd/A8tn #
  • @mmpartee Are you sure you didn’t get magically transported into a Disney movie? Will we see Credit Union Musical in theatres next year? in reply to mmpartee #
  • Very excited that we’re getting scramble crossings at both Yonge/Bloor and Bay/Bloor. #
  • @gajarga The least they could do is play some non-sucking Sinead like “Troy” or “Fire On Babylon.” in reply to gajarga #
  • Phew, what a day. Bugging out for home now. Picking up some Innis & Gunn on the way. #
  • Monster lines at the LCBO. Why did I wait so late in the day? #danfail #

The day's tweets

  • It’s been eleven years since the Seinfeld finale? Good lord. #
  • silversun pickups = smashing pumpkins + jeremy enigk – interesting drumming, with just a touch of sissypantsedness thrown in. #
  • @mblogler Me either. The wife reminded me last night. I’m hoping to forget again until tomorrow evening and then be REALLY excited. in reply to mblogler #
  • There’s adaptation. And then there’s whaaaaaa? http://is.gd/zREf #
  • @mblogler That review contains the words “artery-clogging puissance”, which I have decided shall be the name of my autobiography. in reply to mblogler #
  • Just received an invitation to a reunion of my high school graduating class. They misspelled “graduating”, so yeah, that’s the right school. #
  • @mmpartee Gives new meaning to the rhythm method! Nyuk! Neil Peart FTW! in reply to mmpartee #
  • @Timinator I run to Yeah (stupid version) in reply to Timinator #
  • If it weren’t so windy I would be applying for landed immigrant status on a patio right now. #
  • A Don Cherry biopic. Are. You. Shitting. Me. http://is.gd/zVWS #
  • The comments on the Globe and Mail’s website depress me. #

For example: "Just another part of the master plan to drive the middle class out of the city."

Today Toronto Hydro announced that they’ll soon charge variable rates for electricity, depending on the time of day.

Toronto Hydro announced Thursday that it will begin charging its customers new higher rates to use electricity when demand peaks, such as summer afternoons, and lower rates in the middle of the night, in an effort to encourage conservation and avoid blackouts.

This isn’t groundbreaking. The policy has been around for ages in Europe. It’s a simple financial disincentive to curb behaviour that can lead to power problems like blackouts (something Torontonians should be more than a little familiar with) and generally reduce power consumption. Given what’s happened in recent summers here in the city, it seems reasonable to dissuade people of the notion that electricity is an unlimited commodity.

Alas, the comment section of the Globe’s website has predictably degenerated into the usual whining about this being 1) a tax, 2) a nefarious plot by David Miller to strip away the rights and freedoms of Canadians, or 3) hippie treehugger goofiness. Or all of the above. Some even blamed the Tamil protestors. Some of that noise will be the knee-jerk response from political cranks who type first & think later, but I wonder how much comes from people who just don’t understand the use of price incentives as a social lever.

I remember Scott Adams writing once that the world seemed to make a little more sense to him once he knew something about economics. Of course economics is massively complex so understanding a little doesn’t give you the whole picture, but it forces you to see see, or at least acknowledge, that money is an enormous system, and this change is just turning one dial to affect the system a tiny bit. Until that point you’d see everything — like a tax increase or variable rate electricity — through the lens of “why are they doing this to me?” and start accusing politicians of robbing you, as if they had you and your buddies in mind.

Economics: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.

The day's tweets

  • @modernmod Actually, not long after I talked them up to you and @bankwatch I pretty much stopped using paper, including my Moleskines. in reply to modernmod #
  • “what we try to do in terms of…corporate social responsibility is do it in a good manner.” Um, how about SHUTTING DOWN?! http://is.gd/zuc5 #
  • RT @Timinator RT @leasimpson: Dear restaurants. I bloody hate it when your menu is only available to download. Please put them on web pages. #
  • Unpopular music opinion of the day: Odditorium Or The Warlords of Mars by The Dandy Warhols was/is very underrated. http://is.gd/zvx0 #
  • Cdn hockey fans: agree or disagree? http://is.gd/zwjS For my part, I agree with Boone. TSN’s coverage blows CBC’s out of the water. #
  • @rshevlin That’s a pretty hilarious headline. I can’t wait for “Will these new shoelaces make Dustin Pedroia a better ball player?” #
  • @lisarandolph If “drizzle” is one of your favorite words, you’re in the right city. in reply to lisarandolph #
  • Bazillion cops at Yonge + Queen, and lots of helicopters about. Guess the Tamil protest is on the move. #
  • @Timinator After we’re there booooo. in reply to Timinator #
  • “Jesse Ventura offers to waterboard Dick Cheney to prove it’s torture.” I would pay a great deal to see that. http://is.gd/zCsO Also… #
  • …also I would pay a great deal to see someone shave off Jesse Ventura’s skullet. #
  • @BlogTO’s list of the 24 best patios in the city has just 6 east of Spadina. I like how hipsters see downtown as a suburb. http://is.gd/zCAH #
  • @rshevlin Shooting someone in the head isn’t torture so much as it’s murder. Why? What trap was that loaded question meant to lead me into? in reply to rshevlin #
  • Wow. This game 7 between the Pens and Caps was over early. Hope tomorrow night’s games are tighter. Let’s see how the Jays are…aw, crap. #
  • @rshevlin First: proposing we morally equate shooting armed hostage-taking pirates with torturing unarmed prisoners beggars belief. in reply to rshevlin #
  • @rshevlin Second: Jesse Ventura isn’t my buddy. He’s a loon. I’m just saying it would be awesome to see The Body waterboard The Cyborg. #
  • @rshevlin Just re-read comment. Missed “Ordered”, was laughing too hard. So yes, Obama ordered it. #
  • @rshevlin As are the disingenuousness of yours. Nobody wants to really torture Cheney, but maybe if he got a simulation… in reply to rshevlin #
  • @rshevlin …like Hitchens got, he’d stop talking shit about how it’s not really torture. #
  • @rshevlin “so its not ok to torture a terrorist …but its ok to torture the former vp” either SERIOUSLY assumes that I would advocate… in reply to rshevlin #
  • @rshevlin …for torture when it was obviously a joking tweet, or you’re making a false comparison. #
  • Can hardly put down this book about Columbine. Illuminating. #

The day's tweets

  • Poor @modernmod ‘s had his Twitter account hacked. Or he’s gone mad. #
  • When did “talk about” become “speak to”? As in, “Yeah , I can speak to that topic.” Drives me nuts. #
  • @gajarga I would have argued that making “action” into a verb in place of “do” was the height of verbal douchebaggery. in reply to gajarga #
  • Going to see Christopher Hitchens lecture at the ROM in June. http://is.gd/zbvH #
  • Who cuts their fingernails at their desk?!? #
  • @twitter The ID @modernmod has been hacked and the hacker is posting really offensive stuff. How can the owner reclaim access? #
  • People often mistake my introversion for misanthropy. But today? Dan = full-on misanthrope. Look upon me, ye mighty, and get grumbled at. #
  • @Timinator Sahara Hotnights: nice. in reply to Timinator #
  • @modernmod Welcome back. I look forward to you tweeting only mildly offensive things once again. #
  • @tinfoiling Innis & Gunn blonde! Oh, I do so love the springtime… http://is.gd/ziT1 #
  • Roy Halladay is a monster. Doff that, A.J. #

Look at what Don Cherry hath wrought

Two nights ago I saw highlights of a disgusting play by Carolina forward Scott Walker. He punched Bruins defenceman Aaron Ward in the face, even though Ward hadn’t dropped his gloves and still had his hands by his sides. Here’s the video:

Almost as disgusting, though, was the NHL’s punishment. Walker wasn’t suspended, even for a game. He wasn’t even given the automatic 1-game suspension for taking an instigator penalty in the final five minutes of a game. That was rescinded. He was fined a token $2,500. The league’s explanation was that Ward could have defended himself but didn’t, and he could see the punch coming. Psychologists refer to this as blaming the victim.

Far be it from me to defend the Bruins — I hate them with a fiery passion, and want badly for Carolina to knock them out of the playoffs — but one thing they did masterfully well on their way to eliminating the Canadiens was not take penalties. The same discipline that should be an admirable trait for a team may have cost Aaron Ward his orbital bone.

I’ll never stop loving hockey, but with every incident like this my hatred for hockey’s so-called “fighting culture” grows. Nobody could look at this incident impartially and think it was anything but patently absurd.