- It’s been eleven years since the Seinfeld finale? Good lord. #
- silversun pickups = smashing pumpkins + jeremy enigk – interesting drumming, with just a touch of sissypantsedness thrown in. #
- @mblogler Me either. The wife reminded me last night. I’m hoping to forget again until tomorrow evening and then be REALLY excited. in reply to mblogler #
- There’s adaptation. And then there’s whaaaaaa? http://is.gd/zREf #
- @mblogler That review contains the words “artery-clogging puissance”, which I have decided shall be the name of my autobiography. in reply to mblogler #
- Just received an invitation to a reunion of my high school graduating class. They misspelled “graduating”, so yeah, that’s the right school. #
- @mmpartee Gives new meaning to the rhythm method! Nyuk! Neil Peart FTW! in reply to mmpartee #
- @Timinator I run to Yeah (stupid version) in reply to Timinator #
- If it weren’t so windy I would be applying for landed immigrant status on a patio right now. #
- A Don Cherry biopic. Are. You. Shitting. Me. http://is.gd/zVWS #
- The comments on the Globe and Mail’s website depress me. #
Category: General
The day's tweets
- @modernmod Actually, not long after I talked them up to you and @bankwatch I pretty much stopped using paper, including my Moleskines. in reply to modernmod #
- “what we try to do in terms of…corporate social responsibility is do it in a good manner.” Um, how about SHUTTING DOWN?! http://is.gd/zuc5 #
- RT @Timinator RT @leasimpson: Dear restaurants. I bloody hate it when your menu is only available to download. Please put them on web pages. #
- Unpopular music opinion of the day: Odditorium Or The Warlords of Mars by The Dandy Warhols was/is very underrated. http://is.gd/zvx0 #
- Cdn hockey fans: agree or disagree? http://is.gd/zwjS For my part, I agree with Boone. TSN’s coverage blows CBC’s out of the water. #
- @rshevlin That’s a pretty hilarious headline. I can’t wait for “Will these new shoelaces make Dustin Pedroia a better ball player?” #
- @lisarandolph If “drizzle” is one of your favorite words, you’re in the right city. in reply to lisarandolph #
- Bazillion cops at Yonge + Queen, and lots of helicopters about. Guess the Tamil protest is on the move. #
- @Timinator After we’re there booooo. in reply to Timinator #
- “Jesse Ventura offers to waterboard Dick Cheney to prove itβs torture.” I would pay a great deal to see that. http://is.gd/zCsO Also… #
- …also I would pay a great deal to see someone shave off Jesse Ventura’s skullet. #
- @BlogTO’s list of the 24 best patios in the city has just 6 east of Spadina. I like how hipsters see downtown as a suburb. http://is.gd/zCAH #
- @rshevlin Shooting someone in the head isn’t torture so much as it’s murder. Why? What trap was that loaded question meant to lead me into? in reply to rshevlin #
- Wow. This game 7 between the Pens and Caps was over early. Hope tomorrow night’s games are tighter. Let’s see how the Jays are…aw, crap. #
- @rshevlin First: proposing we morally equate shooting armed hostage-taking pirates with torturing unarmed prisoners beggars belief. in reply to rshevlin #
- @rshevlin Second: Jesse Ventura isn’t my buddy. He’s a loon. I’m just saying it would be awesome to see The Body waterboard The Cyborg. #
- @rshevlin Just re-read comment. Missed “Ordered”, was laughing too hard. So yes, Obama ordered it. #
- @rshevlin As are the disingenuousness of yours. Nobody wants to really torture Cheney, but maybe if he got a simulation… in reply to rshevlin #
- @rshevlin …like Hitchens got, he’d stop talking shit about how it’s not really torture. #
- @rshevlin “so its not ok to torture a terrorist …but its ok to torture the former vp” either SERIOUSLY assumes that I would advocate… in reply to rshevlin #
- @rshevlin …for torture when it was obviously a joking tweet, or you’re making a false comparison. #
- Can hardly put down this book about Columbine. Illuminating. #
The day's tweets
- Poor @modernmod ‘s had his Twitter account hacked. Or he’s gone mad. #
- When did “talk about” become “speak to”? As in, “Yeah , I can speak to that topic.” Drives me nuts. #
- @gajarga I would have argued that making “action” into a verb in place of “do” was the height of verbal douchebaggery. in reply to gajarga #
- Going to see Christopher Hitchens lecture at the ROM in June. http://is.gd/zbvH #
- Who cuts their fingernails at their desk?!? #
- @twitter The ID @modernmod has been hacked and the hacker is posting really offensive stuff. How can the owner reclaim access? #
- People often mistake my introversion for misanthropy. But today? Dan = full-on misanthrope. Look upon me, ye mighty, and get grumbled at. #
- @Timinator Sahara Hotnights: nice. in reply to Timinator #
- @modernmod Welcome back. I look forward to you tweeting only mildly offensive things once again. #
- @tinfoiling Innis & Gunn blonde! Oh, I do so love the springtime… http://is.gd/ziT1 #
- Roy Halladay is a monster. Doff that, A.J. #
The day's tweets
- I find this even more depressing than it is hilarious: “Tanning bed use increases in recession” http://is.gd/yT4r #
- Neko Case is playing Massey Hall the same week I’m in Nova Scotia. Crapmonkey5000. #
- The Cove won the audience award at #hotdocs09. Well deserved indeed. Go see it when it comes out in August. My review: http://is.gd/yWyj #
- Really, Jack? The Kool Haus? That’s where you’re bringing the Dead Weather? Just…no. http://is.gd/yXfK #
- One more reason to move to France: http://is.gd/yXLq #
- I’ve seen 42 of these. Guess I’d better get to work on the other 33 if I’m to retain my masculinity. http://is.gd/yY8I #
- I miss brijit.com. Anyone know of anything similar? #
- As an impartial observer I want Washington to win tonight only because I want it to go the full seven games. What a series. #
The day's tweets
The day's tweets
The day's tweets
- RT @JayOnrait: Producer Tim points out that not only are Man-Ram and A-Rod both potentially juicers… They both have homoerotic nicknames. #
- @ccrosbie Thanks for the follow. It’s LtDan though. π in reply to ccrosbie #
- @rshevlin Don’t forget the unnecessarily confusing product names. in reply to rshevlin #
- @mgarrity I wish I could visit Patterson’s Creek on a day like today. If you’re walking back downtown from Dow’s take a second to enjoy it! in reply to mgarrity #
- Ever since someone (*cough* @cjsteven *cough) mentioned McDonald’s I’m craving a 1/4 pounder. Which is weird, b/c I *never* want that shit. #
- @Tinfoiling Sigh. Here in Toronto the homeowners are throwing a spaz about coyotes, as if they’re a pack of Cujos out to eat kids. Sad. in reply to Tinfoiling #
- Remind me never, ever to visit Australia. http://is.gd/xbZS #giantspiders #nothankyou #
- It’s gotten to the point now where, when work settles down to a normal level, I feel like I’m missing something or doing something wrong. #
- On phone w/ Rogers. First leg went surprisingly well. Turns out if you swear at the speech reco system you’re kicked to the good agents. #
- @spotlightcity If you visit the Maritimes you can buy a McLobster sandwich. I hear they’re delicious. Ish. http://is.gd/xRj8 in reply to spotlightcity #
- Volo. Not outside, but almost as good. And beer in hand, so all’s well. Happy Friday, everybody. #
The day's tweets
- 3 Russians nominated for the NHL’s MVP award. Has Don Cherry’s head exploded yet? If not, is there something we can do to speed that along? #
- @Timinator Yes. I might have one or two logistical issues though. in reply to Timinator #
- Not that I approve of the seal hunt, but I also find hypocrisy unpleasant and worth mocking. http://is.gd/idB2 #
- @modernmod Portuguese bulls just aren’t killed in the ring. It happens right after, albeit by a butcher they would likely have faced anyway. #
- @modernmod If they’re lucky. π in reply to modernmod #
- @hyfen I just walk in, bark the combo number and my drink order, throw money, quickly take my seat and hope they heard me right. #
- @Timinator Dad liked Mungo Jerry??!?!!?11/!? in reply to Timinator #
- @Timinator I think you must have. Throw some SRV up there, that’ll make up for it. in reply to Timinator #
- @Timinator Wow…Johnny Horton. I just listened to Sink The Bismark for the first time in, I don’t know, 25 years. in reply to Timinator #
- @Timinator I need to get in on this. #dadsongs β« http://blip.fm/~5ssdt #
- #dadsongs β« http://blip.fm/~5ssqm #
- #dadsongs β« http://blip.fm/~5st0t #
- @Timinator Thanks. You beat me to Stan Rogers, though I would’ve picked Make Or Break Harbour. π in reply to Timinator #
- #dadsongs β« http://blip.fm/~5steh #
- Robert Johnson β Me And The Devil Blues #dadsongs β« http://blip.fm/~5stn7 #
- New Vaudeville Band β Winchester Cathedral #dadsongs β« http://blip.fm/~5stwt #
- Final Hot Docs screening tonight: Outrage. http://is.gd/xyS4 My review of The Cove will be on my blog later tonight. #hotdocs09 #
- At The Central for a bite before the screening. But first: beeeeeeeer. #
- In line. Too early. #hotdocs09 #
- #hotdocs09 over, for us anyway. And now: need some sleep. #
Tweets for 2009-05-07
- @ZoeSasha Agreed. For extra yummy try it with the Raincoast crisps that have dried cranberries. Sounds blah, is awesome. in reply to ZoeSasha #
- The Cove = harrowing. Also awesome. Go to http://thecovemovie.com #hotdocs09 @lisarandolph, it’s playing at the SFF later this month. #
- @ZoeSasha On their own I’m not a big fan, but paired with that applewood…manoman. in reply to ZoeSasha #
- I don’t normally pay much attention to football highlights, but that Christiano Ronaldo free kick…wow. #
- @foreverginger The washroom at the Bloor Theatre in Toronto bears the words “Kevin Smith shat here.” Scrawled by the man himself perhaps? in reply to foreverginger #
- @lisarandolph http://is.gd/xdXo Hopefully it’s not as complicated a ticket process as the Toronto film festival. in reply to lisarandolph #
- Listening to the playlist of songs from Monday night’s #Mogwai setlist. #
- Leaving before 6 *again*. Miraculous, truly. Who’s up for some mahjongg? #
- I really want this burger to arrive, partly because I’m so hungry, partly cuz they’re playing Pussycat Dolls on the radio. #letmeouttahere #
Tweets for 2009-05-05
- Home, where it’s quiet and I can tell exactly how much my ears are ringing. #
- @gajarga Glad you’re enjoying. How’re the ears? in reply to gajarga #
- @gajarga Me either. I’m…almost a little disappointed. in reply to gajarga #
- Last night’s #Mogwai show drew songs from 8 different albums. #
- @Weedrummerbhoy @Plasmatron Amazing show last night, guys. Thanks. Come back soon. #
- Chain-smoking meetings today. #
- Back at the Victory Cafe before the next documentary: The Cove. God help me. #hotdocs09 #
- Problem: I think I drank just enough Neustadt 10W30 to make my sleepy. #
- Wow. Line for The Cove is HUGE. #hottocs09 #